my sister sent me this and i thought others would get a kick out of it
You Know Its Cold When....
60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.
40 F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.
32 F: Distilled water freezes. The water at Moosehead Lake in Maine starts getting cooler.
20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.
15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico. Girl Scouts in New England sell cookies door to door.
25 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in New England rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some New Englanders are frustrated when they can't start their "kahs".
460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Red Sox win World Series.
Being from Buffalo, I can relate! Being a Yankee fan, I got a huge chuckle ... but deep inside I'm scared, because this might be the year Hell freezes over!
