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[jrandtysmom]

Lord help me!!!! Please!!!! It burns!!!!I cant do it anymore!!!

Rog if I didn't feel so badly for you, I'd probably laugh. Oh hell, I laughed anyways! Hope your bum feels better soon.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Oh, Rog. I have been there. Get better soon.

 

[clkelley]

Ok...those of you who have been through the hurricane evacuation routine know that usually when you return home...there's a "boil your tap water" warning, right? Dont drink the water announcements on the news or radio every hour at least because it may be contaminated or something...I dont know why this warning is put into effect, dont know how the water gets contaminated...but if they tell me not to drink the water...I dont drink the water.
Last night after we got home...I took a big, manly chug of milk from the fridge....forgetting that the electricity had been of for at least a day...probably longer...needless to say I covered the kitchen floor with curdled milk. Man, sour milk is GROSS!!!! Im pretty sure i didnt swallow any though....ok, it hits me...the milks bad....most likely everything in the fridge is spoiled....lets find someplace to eat thats open around here.
We had a good 6 or 7 choices..there was an open Burger King with a 3 to4 block line of cars extending down the right lane of a main hiway. CHilis only had meatless salads and deserts left to sell. Applebees JUST closed down because they ran out of food, Outback apparently had some food because the wait line in front would lead you to believe they were giving away free lobster....so we settle for a local mexican joint.....been here before..food and service is acceptable. Like a moron...I order water with my meal!!!! As usual, food was very decent...service was authentically Mexican and friendly...and the water was cold and delicious.
Now..I know better than to order water when in the country of Mexico...but Im only 5 miles from my house...sitting with the family....and having completely forgotten about the water ban from the hurricane. This is a mistake I will never again make in my life....Im not real sure how much longer my life will last with the way feel right now...but if this doesnt kill me...I may never order water thata isnt bottled again. In the last 6 hours Ive gone through enough bathroom tissue to completely remodel Donnies trailer and still have enough left over to wrap his new cart in. Lord help me!!!! Please!!!! It burns!!!!I cant do it anymore!!!

You should have stayed in Alabama for a couple more days and come to my house!!!!

I'm assuming you have electricity back now??

 

[Shannone1]

Ok...those of you who have been through the hurricane evacuation routine know that usually when you return home...there's a "boil your tap water" warning, right? Dont drink the water announcements on the news or radio every hour at least because it may be contaminated or something...I dont know why this warning is put into effect, dont know how the water gets contaminated...but if they tell me not to drink the water...I dont drink the water.
Last night after we got home...I took a big, manly chug of milk from the fridge....forgetting that the electricity had been of for at least a day...probably longer...needless to say I covered the kitchen floor with curdled milk. Man, sour milk is GROSS!!!! Im pretty sure i didnt swallow any though....ok, it hits me...the milks bad....most likely everything in the fridge is spoiled....lets find someplace to eat thats open around here.
We had a good 6 or 7 choices..there was an open Burger King with a 3 to4 block line of cars extending down the right lane of a main hiway. CHilis only had meatless salads and deserts left to sell. Applebees JUST closed down because they ran out of food, Outback apparently had some food because the wait line in front would lead you to believe they were giving away free lobster....so we settle for a local mexican joint.....been here before..food and service is acceptable. Like a moron...I order water with my meal!!!! As usual, food was very decent...service was authentically Mexican and friendly...and the water was cold and delicious.
Now..I know better than to order water when in the country of Mexico...but Im only 5 miles from my house...sitting with the family....and having completely forgotten about the water ban from the hurricane. This is a mistake I will never again make in my life....Im not real sure how much longer my life will last with the way feel right now...but if this doesnt kill me...I may never order water thata isnt bottled again. In the last 6 hours Ive gone through enough bathroom tissue to completely remodel Donnies trailer and still have enough left over to wrap his new cart in. Lord help me!!!! Please!!!! It burns!!!!I cant do it anymore!!!

Poor guy....I'm trying to be sympathetic...but I can't help but laugh...you are a natural storyteller. I hope you are using the extra soft TP !!

 

[auntie]

. Lord help me!!!! Please!!!! It burns!!!!I cant do it anymore!!!

How does one respond to that .....heck...I guess we're all amongst friends here. Rog, if you ever visit NY..you can do the Charmin Dance in Times Square:....

With all your experience you could be the new company spokesman..you could give this guy a "run" for his money!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzp8xrKaknw&feature=related


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[AuburnJen92]

With all your experience you could be the new company spokesman..you could give this guy a "run" for his money!

oh, she went there....and back...

 

[des1954]

Lord help me!!!! Please!!!! It burns!!!!I cant do it anymore!!!

In the words of the immortal Cheech Marin... "Come on ice cream!!"

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist!

 

[Gatordad]

we may have a race for the not brightest bulb in the chandelier.

 

[We4mickey]

Poor Rog! Sorry just gotta laugh!

 

[clkelley]

Back to Useless Chit Chat

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

there goes my evening plans. thanks a lot carol.

 

[jrandtysmom]

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Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

Did you see that story about the poisonous nutmeg nut cake that was printed in a magazine?

 

[loveDmouse]

Hey guys has Rog gotten back home yet??? Sorry if I missed it I was just making sure they are ok.




Never mind. I see a post from him on the page before this one. Don't know why I didn't see it before.

 

[ntsammy5]

Hey guys has Rog gotten back home yet???

Yes, and be sure to ask him about the drinking water and the charmin.

 

[loveDmouse]

Yes, and be sure to ask him about the drinking water and the charmin.

I just read his post. I don't mean to laugh but he can really tell a story.

Hope you get feeling better Rog.

 

[Gatordad]

I meant to laugh when I read it.

 

[jrandtysmom]

I meant to laugh when I read it.

Oh don't be a sourpuss. You'll start to look like that last pic in your signature

 

[loveDmouse]

I meant to laugh when I read it.

Bet this makes ya laugh huh???

 

[Rhonda]

Is Nutmeg Poisonous?

 

[Us3]

Anyone watching the NFL opening game tonight? Al?

(yes, i'm watching it Gatordad...but my boys play on Sunday! )