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Ok...do ya'll think the DISboards are cursed????Since Ive been a member(10 months)....no less than 6 people have lost their jobs, a dozen or more have had some serious injuries and/or illness, another half a dozen have family member illness....and poor
John has had ALL OF THE ABOVE
AND a personal visit from SATAN HIMSELF practically!!!!
Deb(des).....thank you for defending me against mean ol'Donnie!!!You are my heroine(no,no,no....the female version of HERO!!)
Donnie, Unfortunately, you're right on the nose...a shattered kneecap probably IS like a box of chocolates compared to living with ME!!!! And if you werent jabbing at me, Id think ya had something against me!!! Ya piece of GarbageCanStealinToyHaulinTravelTrailerTrash!!! I hope youre Aunt gets better so she can run you ragged!!
Al....keep readin...you'll catch up eventually. Poverty, sickness, war....how many more signs before we can officially declare Armageddon?
JCJRSmith.....May Microsoft soften up your nest, bro.
PPix....you....YOU are a true to the core Florence Nightingale, and apparently it runs in the family.
PETE....would you hurry the hell back??? With
YOU AND JEN absent, this place is becoming POLITE AND FRIENDLY CENTRAL!!!!!
Jim(FtWGuy).....So you're a little limp wristed now....suck it up and take it like a man, and get back to posting all the insanity that we've all come to love you for!!!
Those that I havent mentioned, its not that Im not thinking about you guys...
Nicole&Jim, Frank&Denise, MrLisa, BigKSteve, and especially Auntie, and everyone else, cuz I AM!!!!! But this post is getting really long, and I STILL have to complain about the Workmans Comp BS I found out today.
We spoke to a couple of lawyers today, and NOPE, we sure wont be profitting from her pain....all she can get is paid medical bills and lost wages....and only 66.66% of her average
REPORTED income at that!!!! They are protected under workmans comp, and as long as they have that insurance....they aint gotta pay anything for pain and suffering, regardless of whether it was due to there incompetence or not. A sista cant catch a break in this world.....she breaks her leg due to their negligence, and instead of being paid for all the pain she has to go through...she gets skanked outta 33.33% of her income.....which in actuality, its closer to something like 60-70% because OF COARSE she hasnt claimed what she actually made, what waitress claims more than 8% of their sales??? So, we're good and screwed!!! I told her to take off the leg brace and lets go to
walmart and fall there!!!
Anyway.....in closing,
JEN....IM VERY CONCERNED about you.......Ive had a couple of friends who went through a couple of weeks of constant migrains...and had cranial aneurysms shortly afterwards. Im not trying to scare you, and I am sure the docs have already checked for signs of that, but Im honestly gonna speak with the big man about you...not that I have any pull with him, because I dont talk to him nearly enough...but Im gonna send him a wish or two for you, and keep my fingers crossed and knock on some wood and stay out from under ladders incase the prayer doesnt work. Im pulling for ya girl. For now, just keep them shades on...ya look cool wearing your sunglasses indoors at night, Ms Corey Hart!!!

Besides, you're employment future is so bright....you GOTTA wear shades, girl!!
