Yeah, and what is it about all the SHORT people at Disney?

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Some people seem to notice more large people at Disney, well the last couple of times I've been there, I couldn't help but notice all the short people. I wonder if Disney is a haven for them, also. I mean, come on... everywhere you look, half the people are shorter than you, some even too short to go on some rides! :eek: You would think Disney would address that problem, so that all people would have access to all rides. I know that my dh is extra tall at 6' 6.5" and constantly has a sore neck from looking at all the short people wandering around Disney, that is if he isn't tripping over them. Hmmm... seems to be a health concern for him. :(

Oh well, the most we could hope for is that these short people have some fun or they might as well stay home.



:tongue: Karen
 
Yeah, how come there are so many short people? Some of them even have to ride in a stroller all day because they can't walk for 8 hours straight. Geesh!

;)
 
Ok now, them thar's fight'n words. :mad: If your dh tripped over me, I just might have to kick him in his shins. Of course I'd aim a little higher, but being so short and all, you know how that is.













;) mornin :wave:
 
...but at least we can see over them when they cut in front of us at the parade....
 

I being of shorter statue ......GEESH....so what........

People who pick on me cause I am shorter......needs to know that I can pumbarize them ......easily:crazy:
 
Pumba... there is short... then there's YOU! :eek:

Just Kidding, lol... I have no idea how tall you are! But you must be taller then some of those darn SHORT people at Disney... geez, they run all over the place all the time! CONTAIN them, I say... we tall people do not need to be around them all the time, they could "contaminate" us, you know and make us shorter! Right? And how dare they have fun in public? They should stay home and wallow in self-pity for being so short. I wonder how they see themselves in the mirror? Maybe they have those magic mirrors that make them look tall and slim??? Kinda wavy, but tall and slim, no less?

I just don't understand the fact that if they are so short, why are they usually smiling? Some I see crying, and boy, I can understant that! But most are laughing and giggling... :confused: Weird. Don't they know what they are?

:p Mom to 3 short people and wife to one darn tall one! Me? I'm just 5' 4". Short to some, tall to others. Go figure.
 
As a short person married to a tall person and a plus size gal too, does that mean I am no longer welcome at Disney???????
 
I prefer to think of myself as not short, but vertically challenged. :) ;)
 
Originally posted by doxdogy
I prefer to think of myself as not short, but vertically challenged. :) ;)
I most certainly agree ;)

I suppose I should find some really really tall shoes so you won't question me at WDW anymore ;)

Now I wonder about this... the short people... does that include kids and if so, should kids not be allowed to go then since they are so short? :eek:

:p
 
Originally posted by JESW
...but at least we can see over them when they cut in front of us at the parade....

Excellent point!

hee hee hahahahaaaaaa great thread by the way. :crazy:


Personally, I think DWorld was made for short folks. My grand daughter would tell you the same thing I'm sure. *sassy but SHORT snort* :p ;)
 
I understand the short people may be organizing special days at the parks. There is a rumored "low-height night" in the works:jester:
 
Originally posted by Micca
I understand the short people may be organizing special days at the parks. There is a rumored "low-height night" in the works:jester:


ROTFLMAO!!!

Are they gonna offer special back stage tours of It's A Small World? :crazy: :jester:



Say, anyone interested in helping me organize a fat, short, dumpy-old-lady day at DisneyWorld? I guess that'd be the FSDOL days, eh? :p
 
I'm short, but not too short to ride the good stuff.;)
 














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