I have think I have them figured out.
For congress, senate, or other legislative leaders...
You must run an add that shows your wife/husband gazing at you adoringly while your children play with the dog in the background. You must also promise to work for better education, lower taxes, and a better life for all Americans.
For law enforcement officials....
Your ad must show yourself arresting a drug dealer, reading to an elementary classroom, and in uniform with flashing lights in the background.
Now, if I could just figure out how to tell them apart before I vote then I wouldn't feel like I'm living in Stepford.
For congress, senate, or other legislative leaders...
You must run an add that shows your wife/husband gazing at you adoringly while your children play with the dog in the background. You must also promise to work for better education, lower taxes, and a better life for all Americans.
For law enforcement officials....
Your ad must show yourself arresting a drug dealer, reading to an elementary classroom, and in uniform with flashing lights in the background.
Now, if I could just figure out how to tell them apart before I vote then I wouldn't feel like I'm living in Stepford.