SharpMomOfTwo
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- Joined
- Dec 19, 2007
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Your kids use CHEESE as a moisturizer for their skin... and the couch.
Take a big sip of their drink, and then spit it ALL OVER THE PLACE.
Take all the wipes out of the box and thrown them in the garbage.
Take the backing off all your feminine pads and stick them on the wall for an "art project" (that one was actually me when I was about 4).
Start screaming at the top of their lungs for no reason while your on the phone with a client.
How about you - just cut and paste this onto yours and keep the list going!
Take a big sip of their drink, and then spit it ALL OVER THE PLACE.
Take all the wipes out of the box and thrown them in the garbage.
Take the backing off all your feminine pads and stick them on the wall for an "art project" (that one was actually me when I was about 4).
Start screaming at the top of their lungs for no reason while your on the phone with a client.
How about you - just cut and paste this onto yours and keep the list going!