Do you honestly realize how much trouble you could actually get into? Or is this just a fun game and coming on here is bragging rights to it? We've had our own issues with our local post office. DGF is allergic to peanuts and we found him eating peanuts in his truck while delivering the mail (and she's not the only one in the area allergic to peanuts), so talk about a potentially deadly thing there. So we were basically left with the option to get a PO Box. It's not the same as your situation, but we've all had problems with USPS at some point.