Worst baby name EVER.

[Gurgi]

And yes, this is real:

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

 

[Jennifer S]

Poor kid

 

[LaraK]

That's real? I've seen some real stinkers lately, but that one would take the cake.

 

[kejoda]

How do you think the parents will feel about you posting the baby's name and pic. for hundreds of thousands to see?

 

[AKL_Megs]

Wow. Just wow.

I wonder if the mom was craving Special K throughout the pregnancy or something?

Congrats to the happy parents!

 

[Gurgi]

How do you think the parents will feel about you posting the baby's name and pic. for hundreds of thousands to see?

Considering I found it on another baby site, and the announcement has been up there since 2003, they probably wouldn't care too much.

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Goodness.

 

[dcgrumpy]

How do you think the parents will feel about you posting the baby's name and pic. for hundreds of thousands to see?

It's actually been posted all over the internet for years

 

[Gurgi]

It's actually been posted all over the internet for years

Thank you!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

 

[Conservative Hippie]

His parents must be complete crack fiends.

 

[nuttylawprofessor]

My SO used to joke that the first child would be named Gompers Buberhead Snotpockets because the kid would have to learn to be tough with a name like that.

I saw them all in my old line of work: representing abused and neglected kids in court:

Alpucino
Mary Juana
Nosmo King
Magilagarilla

 

[Liberty Belle]

That's really, really bad, but the two worst I've seen are Genocide and Aryan Nation.

 

[Liberty Belle]

My SO used to joke that the first child would be named Gompers Buberhead Snotpockets because the kid would have to learn to be tough with a name like that.

I saw them all in my old line of work: representing abused and neglected kids in court:

Alpucino
Mary Juana
Nosmo King
Magilagarilla

OMG you saw a kid named Magilagarilla?! I think that's worse than Genocide. How horrible. Poor child.

 

[karynnix]

I guess the brothers are named Snap, Crackle and Pop!

I have an cousin named Consolidated B24 Liberator...they call him Benny.

 

[Jimbo]

Boy, and I thought this one was bad:

http://floridastate.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?pr_key=62642

He's a high school footbal player that's being recruited by some SEC schools.

 

[DawnCt1]

And I thought that Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa were bad names.
Who knew?

 

[dcgrumpy]

I guess the brothers are named Snap, Crackle and Pop!

I don't think that's the kind of Special K they're referring to

 

[Liberty Belle]

I don't think that's the kind of Special K they're referring to

There's another? I'm uncool.

 

[Liberty Belle]

Boy, and I thought this one was bad:

http://floridastate.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?pr_key=62642

He's a high school footbal player that's being recruited by some SEC schools.

Oh for goodness sake.

We have a girl named Princess in our school, but that one takes the cake.