World cup joke

[carolfoy]

David Beckham: 'so, are you ready to play in the world cup then?'
Wayne Rooney ' Maybe, Sven says he'll give me a cortisone injection'
David Beckham ' Well if you're getting a new car, I want one too!'


hee hee the old ones are the best!

 

[arieljasmine]

Nice one, Carol

ArielJasmine

 

[mandymouse]

Oh dear, groan, that's the first World Cup joke that I've heard ~ well done Carol

 

[Minniespal]

 

[Dicky Knee]

David Beckham on the phone:

"Sven, can you come round quickly?"

Sven "Why?"

DB "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle of a tiger and I can't get started, it's too difficult"

Sven "OK I'll come round and help"

Sven arrives, he looks at all the pieces of puzzle on the table, he looks a the picture on the box, he looks at the pieces again and says:

"David, put the Frosties back in the pack"

 

[Cyrano]

Wait till the games start the jokes will be coming at us in droves

 

[carolfoy]

Poor Becks...

The chauffeur picks David and Posh up to go to Heathrow and asks 'Are you going anywhere nice?'
David says ' oh, yes, ummmm... ummmm... ummmm... whats the name of that railway station?'
chauffeur: ' Waterloo? Euston? Victoria?'
David 'Thats it - Victoria!' turns around, 'Victoria, are we going anywhere nice?'

 

[natalielongstaff]

 

[wils]

quality

 

[ely3857]