windwalker
I need an Adventure
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Many years from now, in a DisneyWorld far away, the wise and beautiful Miranda1979, is relaxing in her rocker. Her adoring great grand children are gathered around her, "Tell us a story Grammy, PLEASE".
"Ok Children, I'll tell you of the days long long ago, the days of high adventure". "Yeah", screamed the children. Miranda began, "The World of Disney was different then, there were only 4 parks, they didn't even have the monorail to Disney Calif. back then". With a little giggle she added, "This was even before Paris Hilton went on that eating frenzy and looked like Jabba the hut".
It all started in the year 2008, magic was loose in the world and dreams came true. Pirates roamed the World of Disney, they wore florescent lime green and often said things like "YARC". They walked and ran great distances. Their Queen was approached by the President of the United States, Lance Armstrong, he was elected after Hillary and Obama drowned in their fun raiser, 'Mud Wreastling for America'. The Republicians got mad and went home because they could't run Arnold and that left only, Lance on the WeightWachers ticket and Wolf Gang for the Pasta party.
President Armstrong said, "Oh great, Judy, Queen
of the WISH pirates, our country is in Chaos, 97 percent of Americans are so overweight that they can't even go to work anymore. Please help us". So began the 'FAT WARS'.
Queen Judy , astride a great black horse, camo paint on her face, sword and shield on her back, addressed her forces. "Yes you can run and you will live, but when you are old and fat what would you give to come back to this day and have the chance to fight for FREEDOM, from Fat. We are but 300 and we face untold billions of fat cells. Today is our Independence Day, the Day we began our fight to exist, as lean and fit Americans". The WISH Pirates cheered
, their Queen
So the war began:
Disney 08 (Monte), rallied the purple clad TnT Honnies and marched on the Golden Arches. They pulled them down from sea to shinning sea, replaceing them with the twin blue Ws of WeightWatchers.
Jeanee, Nancy and Sunny lead the charge on the penned up cattle and chickens, releasing them to roam the free range and eat natural grain instead of white food.
PatsFanBill, and the Big Green Men, left smoking holes where ever a Burger King once stood. Poor Bill was injured when a tripple meat whopper fell on him.
Windwalker and the Raiders of the Lost Yarc, were given the assignment of finding and capturing the people who bleach wheat. They were to bring them before judge Cam so justice could be done.
UltraMickeyMouse and the Goofy Challangers would cross the country recruiting WISH members. With promises of slimmer waist lines and lots of energy.
The battle once joined was long and terrible. The casualtys on both sides were many. Poor Red Dragon,(Martha) was captured by Paris the Hut and kept by her side on a leash. But in a heroic raid Calcio, Big Vic and SilverE rescued her and slew the evil Paris' demons.
SteffWalks, (Connie) and Kathy found the people who were making white bread and after a terrible battle made them repent and use whole grains.
One of the bloodiest and most horrible battles was over the Dixie Cream Donut shops, Chimera Mel, Nucpharm Stephanie and HMHunter Renee were injured and sent to the Discovery Cove for rehab with the dolphins and care by the cabana boys.
It came down to a final standoff, on the plains of Epcot, where once the fat cells faced only 300 valiant WISH Warriors now thanks to Robert's recuiting, 10,000 WISH Warriors leading a million purple TnT honnies now graced the field of battle. Queen Judy , Tiger lily, Mickey and Minne commanded their troops to victory. MouseSkyWalker was sent to carry the message of the victory to DisneyWorlds everywhere, "We have beaten the evil fat cells", then he fell, he is recovering nicely in his new Beach house. To this day we run and walk in his honor from park to park.
Miranda, stretched and flexed her still strong arms and said, "So children that is exactly how it happened, that's my story and I'm sticking to it".
"Ok Children, I'll tell you of the days long long ago, the days of high adventure". "Yeah", screamed the children. Miranda began, "The World of Disney was different then, there were only 4 parks, they didn't even have the monorail to Disney Calif. back then". With a little giggle she added, "This was even before Paris Hilton went on that eating frenzy and looked like Jabba the hut".
It all started in the year 2008, magic was loose in the world and dreams came true. Pirates roamed the World of Disney, they wore florescent lime green and often said things like "YARC". They walked and ran great distances. Their Queen was approached by the President of the United States, Lance Armstrong, he was elected after Hillary and Obama drowned in their fun raiser, 'Mud Wreastling for America'. The Republicians got mad and went home because they could't run Arnold and that left only, Lance on the WeightWachers ticket and Wolf Gang for the Pasta party.
President Armstrong said, "Oh great, Judy, Queen
of the WISH pirates, our country is in Chaos, 97 percent of Americans are so overweight that they can't even go to work anymore. Please help us". So began the 'FAT WARS'. Queen Judy
, astride a great black horse, camo paint on her face, sword and shield on her back, addressed her forces. "Yes you can run and you will live, but when you are old and fat what would you give to come back to this day and have the chance to fight for FREEDOM, from Fat. We are but 300 and we face untold billions of fat cells. Today is our Independence Day, the Day we began our fight to exist, as lean and fit Americans". The WISH Pirates cheered , their Queen So the war began:
Disney 08 (Monte), rallied the purple clad TnT Honnies and marched on the Golden Arches. They pulled them down from sea to shinning sea, replaceing them with the twin blue Ws of WeightWatchers.
Jeanee, Nancy and Sunny lead the charge on the penned up cattle and chickens, releasing them to roam the free range and eat natural grain instead of white food.
PatsFanBill, and the Big Green Men, left smoking holes where ever a Burger King once stood. Poor Bill was injured when a tripple meat whopper fell on him.
Windwalker and the Raiders of the Lost Yarc, were given the assignment of finding and capturing the people who bleach wheat. They were to bring them before judge Cam so justice could be done.
UltraMickeyMouse and the Goofy Challangers would cross the country recruiting WISH members. With promises of slimmer waist lines and lots of energy.
The battle once joined was long and terrible. The casualtys on both sides were many. Poor Red Dragon,(Martha) was captured by Paris the Hut and kept by her side on a leash. But in a heroic raid Calcio, Big Vic and SilverE rescued her and slew the evil Paris' demons.
SteffWalks, (Connie) and Kathy found the people who were making white bread and after a terrible battle made them repent and use whole grains.
One of the bloodiest and most horrible battles was over the Dixie Cream Donut shops, Chimera Mel, Nucpharm Stephanie and HMHunter Renee were injured and sent to the Discovery Cove for rehab with the dolphins and care by the cabana boys.
It came down to a final standoff, on the plains of Epcot, where once the fat cells faced only 300 valiant WISH Warriors now thanks to Robert's recuiting, 10,000 WISH Warriors leading a million purple TnT honnies now graced the field of battle. Queen Judy
, Tiger lily, Mickey and Minne commanded their troops to victory. MouseSkyWalker was sent to carry the message of the victory to DisneyWorlds everywhere, "We have beaten the evil fat cells", then he fell, he is recovering nicely in his new Beach house. To this day we run and walk in his honor from park to park.Miranda, stretched and flexed her still strong arms and said, "So children that is exactly how it happened, that's my story and I'm sticking to it".
A warrior!! I am a warrior!! Every society needs warriors and I am proud to one and fight FAT everywhere!!! I accept this medal of honor with many thanks, WWDave!! 
(I hope no one saw me scarf down a donut!)
