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Wisconsin Temperature Conversion Chart:
60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
40 F: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
32 F: Distilled water freezes.
The water at Lake Mendota in Madison starts getting cooler.
20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.
15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F: All the people in Miami die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico.
Girl Scouts in Wisconsin sell cookies door to door.
25 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates.
People in Wisconsin rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Some Wisconsinites are frustrated when they can't start their cars .
460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion
stops..
People in Wisconsin start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.
50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.
40 F: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.
32 F: Distilled water freezes.
The water at Lake Mendota in Madison starts getting cooler.
20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.
15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 F: All the people in Miami die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico.
Girl Scouts in Wisconsin sell cookies door to door.
25 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates.
People in Wisconsin rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Some Wisconsinites are frustrated when they can't start their cars .
460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion
stops..
People in Wisconsin start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
It wasn't 10 below, but it certainly was COLD.
