WillyJ is in trouble

[Goofyposter]

Donald Rumsfeld is sleeping in CC's guestroom?

That's just uninstantiated "chatter"

But as a safety precaution....

....perhaps the terror level should be elevated to Chartreuse!!!

 

[Deb in IA]

Hey, CC, any reports of the mysterious disappearance of LARGE AMOUNTS OF NYQUIL in the Toronto area????

 

[CRB#33]

ROTFLOL!!!! Willy! Stay safe man! You never know what happens when you're the scapegoat for the DON!

GP--very cute!

 

[Mickey's sunshine]

Thats great Charlie! I sure miss your posts on Willy and vice versa. Thanks for the laugh today. Willy - give up the Nyquil my friend.

 

[Mickey's sunshine]

Willy - ROTHLMAO! I jsut finsihed your reply. YOu two are great and I cant wait to read the next chapter. Ok Charlie - whats next?

 

[nativetxn]

They're bbbbaaaacccckkkk!

 

[charlie,nj]

OK ..before I start groveling and apologize ..please tell me one thing..PLEASE tell me that you did NOT consummate the foul union between Don and yourself. (I hope you just said answered …no way) (by consummate I of course...mean swapping liquids with ..as in taking a few swigs out of the same bottle of NyQuil..talk about the koodies) (Willy….you said I would be your first..with two straws of course)

I heard Don likes taking the “young folks” across countries boarders to show off his power. He gets a real kick out of saying “I know they have WMD” as he crosses the boarder. Did he say that to you? (I heard the only WMD that Canada has is CC when she sees EROS’ name…stand clear fire in the hole) When you asked how long you would be in Canada did Don reply “as long as it takes”?

Let me guess the first thing he did when he got to that cheap motel was exchange a couple of US bills for some Canadian coins ..right? Then it was straight to the room and the magic fingers bed for some “fun”. Did he tell you how he loves laying on the bed letting the fingers "do the walking on this back"? Did he tell you the little exercise is getting his back prepared for when he goes over to post-war Iraq and is thanked by the Iraqi people? He can't wait to jump off of the Ministry building (or what’s left of it) into/onto the out stretched arms/fingers (or what’s ......) of the Iraqi people (or what’s .....)? (hey Dan remember those days when you used to jump off of the stage onto the deadheads in the mosh pit?)

I AM SORRY (no not for Dan antics for breaking those poor deadheads backs) I am sorry for reporting false information. (ok so maybe I was a little jealous of the Iraqi Minister of (mis)information) Please forgive me. (hey that was very easy no wonder Clinton, Jackson, and Swaggart did it..no pain.just gain) (ok Jimmy went a little to far with the crying thing..it looked just a little too wimpy IMHO)

Everything is becoming much clearer to me. (the Sudafed really kicked in)I was duped plain and simple. That old homeless coot Augustus looked a little too much like Dick B.Cheney. (well I think he does I must admit I kind a forgot what Cheney looks like) Talk about “Life without Dick” where is he? (believe it or not that is the title of a ROMANTIC COMEDY movie on cable) Forget about finding Sadamm Hussin or Osama ..as a tax payer I want to know where Dick B.Cheney is. I say we invade ourselves and find him. I’m sure someone would put a few bucks on his head.

"Guess who's back..back again..Cheney's back..back my friend.
Cheney's back..Cheney's back..Cheney's back!" - EMINEM

Speaking of heads I swear the government has Cheney’s head in some old area51 storage facility. Just his head attached to all kinds of tubes and what not. Sort of like that old Star Trek espisode..the one where the head controls the entire planet. If anyone has the plans to make that happen please PM then to me. I wouldn’t mind having just my wife’s head..(but only if it comes with a mute button)

So Augustus… I mean Dick gave the chief and me false information about who painted the “MAKE CORN NOT WAR” on the Wal-Mar. I will bet my last Sudafed tab that Dick is somehow contected to the Vicks company. Wasn’t he on the board of directors for a while? This tricky Dick (the 2nd) is going to corner the NyQuil market over in post-war Iraq. He is a first class genius…think about it after the war there will be no windows in any of the buildings…no windows equals head colds. (it doesn’t take “a Beautiful Mind” to figure that one out.

So the winner in all of this is Dick B. Cheney and his cronies. Not only do they get all of the big time oil and port rebuilding contracts, (can you spell ... Halliburton) they also get to corner the Nyquil market over there in Iraq.


Hey did you ever see Donald Rumsfeld and Janet Reno in the same room together? (makes me wonder)

side note to Dick: Dick B. Cheney is not cool….Johnny B. Good is. What was your mother thinking?


God Bless our troops!

(I am pro-Bush..pro-war..pro-troops I took a few jabs in the above story just to make it more interesting) (OK so I am pro-wife too) (and I am NOT in anyway poking fun at the poor Iraqi people..war is hell) (but I am making fun of CC)

 

[Mickey's sunshine]

LOL - I missed you "classics"

 

[newmousecateer]

Great report Charlie!

 

[CathyCanada]

you were making fun of me???? Uh, yeah, right!! ha ha!

Deb, are do mean the daytime or nighttime NyQuil, we have TWO kinds in Canada....red and green!!! We know how to party up here, eh?? Forget the Molson!!

charlie, you know an awful lot of details of Donnie boy's likes and dislikes, dare I ask how you came to be privvy to this top secret stuff?

CC

 

[CRB#33]

I was thinking the same thing Cathy!

Pro-wife! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[charlie,nj]

CC I would never make fun of anyone…believe me I have learned my lesson. I was just “goofing” around with the DIS tag fairy and look what happened. <===

Hey TF I meant “goofy” in a Disney kind of way…that’s all.

I deny knowing any inside information on “the Don”. But I will tell you this, unless you want a full scale attack directed at your hometown ..I would cool it with calling a certain individual…”Donnie”. My poppy (why does he make me call him that!)…I mean Don is trying to shed the “Donnie” image, after all we are at war. He likes going with “Don” makes him sound more forceful don’t you think? (hey he figures it worked for Donnie Osmond so what the heck)

(little does CC know what I meant by WMD)

 

[Leota]

CharlieNJ & WillyJ are Corn Cool!

(For the record ,tho, Charlie darlin' - In the 80+ Dead shows I saw in my time, I never saw a Mosh pit - I saw many strange & wonderful things, including a frenetic hallway jig with the Cat in the Hat & Dan Murphy )

 

[charlie,nj]

Leota,

I knew it was wrong when I typed it ..but I had to somehow tie the Dan deadhead mention in my first post into the second. I needed him jumping off of a stage. In hindsight I should have not mentioned the mosh pit at all, and had him just jumping off of the stage…(maybe at a Barry Manilow concert)

(everyone’s a critic)

80+ concerts wow that’s something.

(do deadheads really sell grill cheese sandwiches at the shows?)

 

[KarenB]

OMG..this thread is too funny!!!!!!


I wish I had a bit of the writing talent charlie and willy have....hhmmmmm.......maybe a few shots of the good ole Nyquil may help!!!???!!!

Karen

 

[CathyCanada]

charlie? WMD = Webmasters of Mass Destructions???

 

[Leota]

There was always a broad range of "ingestables" in the parking lot - Of the food variety, I pretty much stuck with peanut butter & banana on whole wheat sandwiches - After the other ingestables, tho, I rarely worried about food Ah, to be young, stupid & utterly lacking any sense of responsibility again!

Nor did I see much in the Nyquil - Sudafed department - although I did see a guy snorting Nivea Handcream in Philly.... that was entertaining.......Not as much fun as this story tho!

 

[Dan Murphy]

Charlie, the closest I have ever been to a mosh pit is warning my kids of the physical (and mental) dangers of same when they have gone to concerts with pits.

All my concerts are enjoyed from a seated position, including my two Stones concerts in '64 and '65. (Well, I did have to stand for a time at the Boss's concert a coupe years ago and Neil's last year. )

 

[Marla Hellwig]

I just heard a news bulletin about something about a criticial shortage of NyQuil (both red and green) in Canada . . . . . . . . . . off to listen to the news to make sure I heard right

 

[DopeyRN]

Is that it???? I was gone for the weekend (Something about a romantic weekend away)...dying to get back to this thread, because you see I left before Willy replied. I am not sure I believe Willy's version, but what the heck. But I tried to read Charlie's reply to Willy and it was, well it was like last weekend when I drank WAY too much and they say I talked for 3 hours straight (I have not decided if I buy that or not, but as soon as I remember what really happened I will let ya'll know). Anyway...Charlie just went on and on, and I was starting to get dizzy so I had to stop reading and close my eyes...and then what? Evereone stopped talking....is this part of an American coverup??? Or now that Don is involved, the Iraqi's were closing in on Willy, and of course now they are after Charlie too. Has anyone heard from either of them? Can you do an Amber alert on a adult that drinks the big Q??? WITHOUT a cold????