Will trade

[doxdogy]

Please do not take this as making fun of anyone that has had to endure the storms that have battered Florida over the past month. With everyone holding their breath regarding Ivan, I just have to infuse some humor into my worry. So here is my ad for any diser that wants to consider a trade:

I will trade my home in Northeast Florida for a home anywhere away from hurricanes, tropical storms or depressions. Want to move anywhere a hurricane can't go. Snowstorms, blizzards are okay. Will consider tornadoes. If interested pm me. Oh yeah, I guess I should clear this with DH first.

 

[Lynn CC]

I guess Cape Cod is out of the picture then?

 

[Beauty]

Me!

Me! Me! Me!

I live in Mississippi, we have 2 casions in our town, we are right on the Mississippi River less than 15 minutes from Arkansas and less than 30 from Louisiana. We are less than 2 hours south of Memphis too!

Oh and we are the heart and soul of HISTORY!!!! We have haunted houses and plantations and tons and tons of local lore and legend. Not to mention we have excellent food!!