And who wouldn't like an immortal Captain Sparrow?
I can't even go there without entering into thread lockdown territory, so let's just leave it all to your delightful imaginations, shall we?
After having thrown out the itinerary, with the exception of our ADRs, I feel better. Lighter. A little more spring in my step, if you will.
Now I know what you're all thinking? If she's going to wing it, how are we still going to have a pre-trip report???? Au contraire, my mateys...there are many other fun and exiting things to plan/do before this trip.
And thus begins this new chapter in my pre-trip report life, in which discuss some all important, vital, key aspect to the trip.
And that, me hearties, is a mascot.
Now we know the obvious choice. And there are some options. I discovered yesterday...how is it possible...that there were more options here at home than I thought! More Jack Sparrows than I realized...I mean, he is all over the place in my house, but let's not get sidetracked by my lovely wall calendar currently displaying my favorite pirate...:::sigh:::
Focus, focus!
Let's get back to the mascot.
And the choices are:
Who can possibly forget this little guy? Portable, adorable, and easy to pack, he was a Happy Meal toy a while back. I have since confiscated him from DS for safe-keeping.

Lord only knows what would happen if it were to end up in his room!
And now we have Action Figure number 1. He's smaller, still portable, and still lovely. However, I am worried that due to his small stature he won't show up in all the fun/embarassing photos I plan for him...:::hmm:::
And finally, Action Figure number 2. He is cool as all get out. Normal size action figure, souped up, cool sword, awesome accessories. I hate, hate, hate to take him out of the box. We are collectors. We do not remove things from boxes. We keep them, and hoard them, and admire them from their plastic-enshrouded safety. Is this trip a worthy cause? Should Jack be freed? Should he be part of a pirate's life for three?
And did you ever even begin to think that I could get so excited about action figures...my DH would be so proud!