Guys... stop! PMs exist so that we don't let everyone know that VWL is the most perfect of all the DVC resorts

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Do we really want it to get even harder to book rooms at VWL for those prime weeks? Better turn this one around fast... lets see... cons... cons... ok, got it:
I heard there were 3 cons who escaped from the local high security prison . Apparently they had been caught and convicted on a variety of felonies including, but not limited to bringing pool towels back to their rooms, re-use of refillable mugs past their original checkout date, renting and using wheelchairs when not needed, parking over at the boardwalk for access to EPCOT when not staying on Disney property and a good many other heinous crimes.
It seems that, after their escape, they stole a watermouse and hid over on old Discovery island tying the boat up in the tall reeds on the island. They hid all day and at night all 3 would pile into that 1 poor watermouse and float over to the wilderness lodge villas. When there they'd first refill their non-refillable mugs, then would proceed to use the quiet pool's hot tub to bathe in, removed towels from the pool area, and would end their evening by lounging around sleeping in the villa's lobby and iron spike rooms sleeping, playing checkers and rocking in front of the fire places.
They never did catch the escapees and rumor has it they can still be found in the villas on some nights hogging the laundry machines and stealing mickey soaps from the housekeeping carts.
VWL - scary scary place, you don't want to be there.
How's that?