woogal
All I need is a big ole ship and a Caribbean desti
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Good morning Banana Heads
OK, first of all, let's make this perfectly clear (and all you married ladies will understand this) ... Bill does not "make" me do anything unless I permit it
. But, regardless, I've done some soul searching and figured that since we're going to all be living together for 7 nights, it was time to come clean and give up our source. We get our nana smilies at http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smileys/banana.htm. If you go to the Smilies page, you'll find a bunch more in different categories. It's a gold mine, so to speak.
Whew! I feel so much better! 
Linda: DSW is TOTAL shoes ... the SHOE UNIVERSE ... the HOLY GRAIL OF SHOES ... SHOE HEAVEN
. I stand at the entrance and weep at the beauty of it all when I first enter. But alas, yesterday was a bust. I perused the aisles for about an hour, found some that I liked but did not purchase anything
. Maybe next time (and I'm sure there will be a next time!).
As far as Bill's shoe buying experience ... I am rolling my eyes just thinking about it
... I took him to DSW for his first time at the end of June to find dress shoes to go with his suit. We walk in, I stop him cold in his tracks and say, "OK, let me explain how this place works. Go all the way in the back for the clearance items, up to 80% off, depending on the sticker color. You may not find anything there, but check anyway. I'll be on the other side of the store looking at women's shoes." Not 10 MINUTES later, he comes back. "OK, I'm done." (I ask you, who can buy shoes in 10 minutes???). I look at them ... they're perfect ... beautiful black dress shoes, high quality. He found them on the clearance rack:
Original retail price: $199
Clearance discount: 80%
Wife's gift card: $10
Final price: $15
Disgusted/jealous look on wife's face: Priceless
Have a great Sunday!



OK, first of all, let's make this perfectly clear (and all you married ladies will understand this) ... Bill does not "make" me do anything unless I permit it



Linda: DSW is TOTAL shoes ... the SHOE UNIVERSE ... the HOLY GRAIL OF SHOES ... SHOE HEAVEN


As far as Bill's shoe buying experience ... I am rolling my eyes just thinking about it

Original retail price: $199
Clearance discount: 80%
Wife's gift card: $10
Final price: $15
Disgusted/jealous look on wife's face: Priceless

Have a great Sunday!