why men stay soo long in bathroom?

[cm8]

OMG YES!

One day I had had an awful day. I had a headache, the kids were whining, I burnt dinner, etc. Just THAT day. SO after the kids were in bed I said 'I'm gonna go take a bath.

I light some candles, get a glass of sangria, put on Vivaldi, and grab my book. I'm relaxing in the suds and my husband comes in, sits down, and starts POOPING!

Meanwhile I have TWO other functioning bathrooms!

"Well this is the one where I like to poop" he says. I wish I was kidding when I say I almost left him right then.

, SMH, I think I would have almost left him too, Men, gotta love them. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who feels that way too

 

[Angelhalo]

See there is NO reading material in our bathrooms and he doesn't take any in with him. This morning after reading this thread I asked him what the heck takes so long! He said, "I dunno, the whole time I was in there I was pooping."

Every now and then he'll take his cell phone and peruses the internet while he's in there.

He says it just takes him a while. I really don't care how long he takes, I just wish he'd put it into our time budget so to speak so it wouldn't end up making us late! LOL!

 

[Wishing on a star]

, too bad it doesn't always work when we need to get away from our husbands, they bring themselves and the kiddies to hurry us along too

OMG!!!!!
Yep, DH can be in and out of the bathroom for what seems like hours....

Always seemed like when I might go in there, there was always somebody beating down the door.... (or, at least waiting at the door)

Methinks women need to learn to install a mega-lock on the bathroom door, go in there with some good music, turned up loud, and let the world-be-darned, just like these men do!!!!!

 

[disneyfans95]

We can't win.. Honestly WHY in the world would you really care and/or time the amount of time your DH spends in the can?? There is nothing better to do then that?

No different then when the wife takes a hour to shower because that is the only alone time they might grab for the day..

But hey, man bash all you want..... Normal around these parts..

 

[Cinderella94]

We can't win.. Honestly WHY in the world would you really care and/or time the amount of time your DH spends in the can?? There is nothing better to do then that?

No different then when the wife takes a hour to shower because that is the only alone time they might grab for the day..

But hey, man bash all you want..... Normal around these parts..

You can't tell that this thread is in jest?

 

[krcit]

OMG YES!

One day I had had an awful day. I had a headache, the kids were whining, I burnt dinner, etc. Just THAT day. SO after the kids were in bed I said 'I'm gonna go take a bath.

I light some candles, get a glass of sangria, put on Vivaldi, and grab my book. I'm relaxing in the suds and my husband comes in, sits down, and starts POOPING!

Meanwhile I have TWO other functioning bathrooms!

"Well this is the one where I like to poop" he says. I wish I was kidding when I say I almost left him right then.

That is hilarious!!

 

[parrothead365]

I tell my DW that if I'm not out in 20 min send the dog in for my shoes

 

[postage stamp]

That is hilarious!!

3 years later it's hilarious. At that moment I was in tears and ready for a fist fight!

 

[Cantw8]

The longer they're in there, the more TV time for us

 

[parrothead365]

The longer they're in there, the more TV time for us

I'll take the remote with me from now on.

 

[Cantw8]

I'll take the remote with me from now on.

you win, you can keep it

 

[postage stamp]

I'll take the remote with me from now on.

My husband does that. Or he'll hide it while I'm not looking!

 

[krcit]

3 years later it's hilarious. At that moment I was in tears and ready for a fist fight!

I can't even imagine!!! That is war worthy, lol.

 

[Sabeking]

Wow, didn't realize this was a universal problem. My DH brings in a laptop, cell phone and lays them on the magazine rack. He has made some of his best business decisions on the pot. He will actually call me from the bathroom at work. When I see his number come up on the phone I will answer "how are things going?!!

 

[Dsnylvr8]

This thread makes me want to puke.

 

[dyna]

Well it's clear that men who sit in bathroom 20 to 30 mins an longer at a time has never spent much time alone with young children.....the trouble a toddler can get into in 2 mins left alone not to mention the 3 yr olds who climb very well....

 

[kirbsam]

texting his girlfriend?

 

[HOGFAN]

texting his girlfriend?

BEST NOT...

 

[postage stamp]

texting his girlfriend?

I think he likes her too much to do that from the toilet!

 

[FireDancer]

Christ on a pony people!