Why is it that boys........

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Ever fire a squirt gun and have the main stream hit the intended target, but have a much smaller side stream take off in an almost parallel angel? Ever fire a squirt gun at someone from point blank range, and have that puppy miss the person by a foot, so you have to make an adjustment? Ever have someone shoot someone near you with a squirt gun, and you still feel a mist of water on your face?

You don't see threads about how silly women are because they don't check to see if the toilet seat is down (regardless of it's the correct position) and go ahead and plop down anyway when they're half asleep, but in the middle of the night, or after coming home from work, or playing hard, we're all supposed to be snipers.

 

[sweet angel]

Snipers.

 

[FionaLovesShrek]

Why is that boys cannot pee INTO the toilet, but on the floor beside the toilet, around the back of the toilet, on the wall, even IN THE WASTEBASKET! I don't get it!! And what's worse, all 3 of them DENY it! I swear, one of these days I'm going to have a camera set up in each of our bathrooms. I'd really really like to know who it is, first of all and, second, what in the world are they are doing in there while peeing because it's obvious they are not PAYING ATTENTION!

Can you tell I'm tired of cleaning bathrooms around here?

I have a husband like that and HE denies it too!
I keep telling him his eyesight is going......

 

[crazyme5kids]

Sorry sweet angel but there is no reinforcing it here. My oldest son does his laundry and yes he must pick up the nasty clothes that are one the floor. My oldest daughter does her laundry. The rest of the laundry gets done by myself, my husband and middle son. There are too many people in this house to have everyone doing seprate loads.

They all vacuum, they all clean the bathrooms, they all mop floors, take out the recycling and garbage. The older boys are responsible for cleaning the cat litter box. They also help with the dishes. I am not the maid, and boy do they know it! You'd think that by now they would understand it's easier to just do these things on their own without me reminding them to do it.

It's a genetic flaw, they get it from the males on both sides of the family. By the time they have boys of there own it will be a super powered flaw, not the diluted one I was hoping for.

 

[drakethib]

It is genetics.

Back in the caveman days we were taught just to leave our stuff all around the place.

We can't get it out of our blood.

 

[paigevz]

Snipers.

 

[paigevz]

You don't see threads about how silly women are because they don't check to see if the toilet seat is down (regardless of it's the correct position) and go ahead and plop down anyway when they're half asleep,

You know, I'll admit, one night I forgot to put the toilet lid up..............plopped down in the dark and made a mess!