Kickapoo Joie Juice
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HATED IT HATED IT HATED IT HATED IT HATED IT HATED IT HATED IT!!!!!!!!
Ok, here's the spoiler alert, skip if you still want to see the movie.
1. Cried through most of the movie, it was really, really sad. And I mean sadder than Dumbo or Bambi ever were.
2. Adults laughed more than the kids. At a kid's movie.
Themes dealt with at length:
1. Loss of a baby
2. Childlessness (not by choice)
3. Loss of a cherished spouse
4. Bitter regret
5. Parental abandonment
6. Death
Yeah, I'm like, *** is Pixar doing making Terms of Endearment for the CGI and diaper crowd!

Oh, let's add to that the kid in the film, Russell, is chased by a terrifying villain with a SHOTGUN who repeatedly shoots at him, ties him to a chair and shoves him off a blimp in a quite obvious attempt to murder a child, and dies a graphic and horrible death as we watch his face as he plummets to the earth.
We (our family and another family that went with us) all had a powwow about halfway through about whether to bail on the movie and jump over to NATM and watch that instead, but it wasn't feasible. All four of the adults were thoroughly pissed.
The nice old couple sitting three seats down from us bawled loudly through the entire film!
Let me add that there was a complete lack of Joy in this movie-unlike Ratatouille, where Remy found Joy in cooking and you felt his delight-you never felt delight because there WAS no delight.
You laughed at the dog with the translator collar (Squirrel!), the first twenty times, but there was no joy. The balloons, which should have been soooooooo symbolic of joy, were nothing, NOTHING but inflated rubber spheres. I mean, jeez.
Ok, I'm off my soapbox. At least I didn't pay extra to watch it in three d.
Ok, here's the spoiler alert, skip if you still want to see the movie.
1. Cried through most of the movie, it was really, really sad. And I mean sadder than Dumbo or Bambi ever were.
2. Adults laughed more than the kids. At a kid's movie.
Themes dealt with at length:
1. Loss of a baby
2. Childlessness (not by choice)
3. Loss of a cherished spouse
4. Bitter regret
5. Parental abandonment
6. Death
Yeah, I'm like, *** is Pixar doing making Terms of Endearment for the CGI and diaper crowd!


Oh, let's add to that the kid in the film, Russell, is chased by a terrifying villain with a SHOTGUN who repeatedly shoots at him, ties him to a chair and shoves him off a blimp in a quite obvious attempt to murder a child, and dies a graphic and horrible death as we watch his face as he plummets to the earth.
We (our family and another family that went with us) all had a powwow about halfway through about whether to bail on the movie and jump over to NATM and watch that instead, but it wasn't feasible. All four of the adults were thoroughly pissed.
The nice old couple sitting three seats down from us bawled loudly through the entire film!

Let me add that there was a complete lack of Joy in this movie-unlike Ratatouille, where Remy found Joy in cooking and you felt his delight-you never felt delight because there WAS no delight.
You laughed at the dog with the translator collar (Squirrel!), the first twenty times, but there was no joy. The balloons, which should have been soooooooo symbolic of joy, were nothing, NOTHING but inflated rubber spheres. I mean, jeez.
Ok, I'm off my soapbox. At least I didn't pay extra to watch it in three d.