Why do you men

[Planogirl]

Isn't that on 24 hours a day?

Funny but DH is pretty quiet until I'm watching a show I like or I'm on the phone. Why is that?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Funny but DH is pretty quiet until I'm watching a show I like or I'm on the phone. Why is that?

I have no idea. Another question, why do they ask what we are doing when it's pretty stinking clear. Man walks into kitchen to find woman doing dishes, or stuffing a bird. Why do they walk in and ask "Hey Hon, what are you doing?"

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I have no idea. Another question, why do they ask what we are doing when it's pretty stinking clear. Man walks into kitchen to find woman doing dishes, or stuffing a bird. Why do they walk in and ask "Hey Hon, what are you doing?"

Maybe they're interested in what you're doing? If you were to maybe answer, instead of huffing, and rolling your eyes, that would also be the start of a...what's that word again...it's so foreign to me...

CONVERSATION!!!!

thank you!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Maybe they're interested in what you're doing? If you were to maybe answer, instead of huffing, and rolling your eyes, that would also be the start of a...what's that word again...it's so foreign to me...



thank you!

Your just mad because I was stunning a bird

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Your just mad because I was stunning a bird

How did you stun a bird? Did you start unbuttoning your top?

 

[Charade]

No, I don't buy it. AND, I still have it stuck in my head that you are a female. If micca isn't a female sounding username I don't know what is!

I'm not one either nor do I play one on TV.

 

[L107ANGEL]

How did you stun a bird? Did you start unbuttoning your top?

It was a typo

 

[jimmiej]

Isn't that on 24 hours a day?

You ladies need to learn your ESPNs. There's ESPN (major sports mostly), ESPN2 (leftovers), ESPN Classic (really good games), & ESPNNEWS (24-hours sports news). Are you clear on that now?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I'm not one either nor do I play one on TV.

You I remember, but micca I keep thinking is female.

How did you stun a bird? Did you start unbuttoning your top?

It was a typo

I don't know why I found this "stunning" exchange SO funny. I was really laughing out loud. I need to get out more--maybe get a life.

 

[Cool-Beans]

You ladies need to learn your ESPNs. There's ESPN (major sports mostly), ESPN2 (leftovers), ESPN Classic (really good games), & ESPNNEWS (24-hours sports news). Are you clear on that now?

Did anyone understand this? It is written in Sporting Events Language, so I'm not sure what it says.

What is more boring than watching golf?

Watching my husband watch golf.

 

[Cool-Beans]

How did you stun a bird? Did you start unbuttoning your top?

I moved my very noisy parakeets into our bedroom, so you'll have your work cut out for you if you want to stun THEM, Angel.

 

[kydisneyfans]

My wife has screamed at me so much I'm deaf.

And how many times do they show the same movie on Lifetime? They just keep watching just in case something changed.

 

[mickman1962]

My wife has screamed at me so much I'm deaf.

And how many times do they show the same movie on Lifetime? They just keep watching just in case something changed.

And why does the husband always get murdered?
Lifetime, a real man's Ambien

 

[nwdisgal]

When I listen, my head hurts. Are there REALLY 47 shades of green? What the heck is a duvet? Why are those black shoes different from the other 20 pairs again? How do YOU think your hair looks?

Does this outfit make me look fat?

 

[L107ANGEL]

And why does the husband always get murdered?
Lifetime, a real man's Ambien

Did you know that Ambien was linked to sleeping and "Happy times"

 

[tevagirl]

Did you know that Ambien was linked to sleeping and "Happy times"

Wait a minute. I take Ambien. If I'm getting 'happy' I'm sleeping through it.

 

[L107ANGEL]

You may be Teva!!! Is your hubbie walking around with a goofy smile?

 

[tevagirl]

You may be Teva!!! Is your hubbie walking around with a goofy smile?

That's it. They're getting flushed down the toilet.

 

[DrTomorrow]

I've been married for 26 years - I know the answer to this one.

Men don't listen because they think that only 1/4 of everything women say is actually important.

Woman talk so much because they know that men only listen to 1/4 of what they say, so they say 4 times as much, just to make sure men get the important stuff.

If you think this will change any time soon, I got some swampland in Florida to sell you (and no, it ain't in Reedy Creek....)

Be well!

 

[L107ANGEL]

I've been married for 26 years - I know the answer to this one.

Men don't listen because they think that only 1/4 of everything women say is actually important.

Woman talk so much because they know that men only listen to 1/4 of what they say, so they say 4 times as much, just to make sure men get the important stuff.

If you think this will change any time soon, I got some swampland in Florida to sell you (and no, it ain't in Reedy Creek....)

Be well!

ok! Really?