Why do you men

[Cantw8]

I've been married for 26 years - I know the answer to this one.

Men don't listen because they think that only 1/4 of everything women say is actually important.

Woman talk so much because they know that men only listen to 1/4 of what they say, so they say 4 times as much, just to make sure men get the important stuff.

If you think this will change any time soon, I got some swampland in Florida to sell you (and no, it ain't in Reedy Creek....)

Be well!

They always seem to hear, "Honey, it's time for bed...I'm lonely"