TheGoofster
Old Foggie
- Joined
- Sep 18, 2006
- Messages
- 5,451
OK, most of you don't know this (in fact none of you know this - I didn't even know this until I just made it up), BUT, I just found out that Bill Gates is my cousin.
Well, he called me yesterday, and he said "Hey Goofster, I understand that you spend some time on the DIS board" and I said "Yeah, I sure do - who are you?"
"I'm Bill Gates" he said.
"Cool" I said (not many things surprise me). "So what do you want? Why are you calling me? - just out of curiosity"
"Well, he said, the thing is that I have a problem. I just realized that I have too much money."
"Yeah, I can relate" I said.
"Really?" he asked.
"Nah, I was just kidding".
"That's not very funny" he said. "Anyway, I was trying to think of a way to get rid of some of my money, when I thought of a great idea."
"Do tell" I said.
"What I want to do" he said, "Is to give somebody the perfect WDW vacation. And I figured the best place to find someone is on the DIS boards"
"Well, why don't you just give it to me?" I asked, "afterall, apparently we are related"
"Nope, too easy" he said. "The person who wins this trip must win it by telling me WHY he most deserves it"
"Huh" I said
"That's right" he said. "I want to know WHY you (or any other Disser) thinks that they are the most deserving to win a trip to WDW" "So go ahead and post one of your great threads asking people to describe why they think they are the most deserving to win a WDW trip."
"OK, Bill, whatever you say - Are you sure that you can't just give it to me?"
"NO, now go and post my question"
"Cheapskate (whispered silently under my breath)"
So, what reason can you tell Bill why you deserve to win an all-expense fabulous WDW vacation?
Well, he called me yesterday, and he said "Hey Goofster, I understand that you spend some time on the DIS board" and I said "Yeah, I sure do - who are you?"
"I'm Bill Gates" he said.
"Cool" I said (not many things surprise me). "So what do you want? Why are you calling me? - just out of curiosity"
"Well, he said, the thing is that I have a problem. I just realized that I have too much money."
"Yeah, I can relate" I said.
"Really?" he asked.
"Nah, I was just kidding".
"That's not very funny" he said. "Anyway, I was trying to think of a way to get rid of some of my money, when I thought of a great idea."
"Do tell" I said.
"What I want to do" he said, "Is to give somebody the perfect WDW vacation. And I figured the best place to find someone is on the DIS boards"
"Well, why don't you just give it to me?" I asked, "afterall, apparently we are related"
"Nope, too easy" he said. "The person who wins this trip must win it by telling me WHY he most deserves it"
"Huh" I said
"That's right" he said. "I want to know WHY you (or any other Disser) thinks that they are the most deserving to win a trip to WDW" "So go ahead and post one of your great threads asking people to describe why they think they are the most deserving to win a WDW trip."
"OK, Bill, whatever you say - Are you sure that you can't just give it to me?"
"NO, now go and post my question"
"Cheapskate (whispered silently under my breath)"
So, what reason can you tell Bill why you deserve to win an all-expense fabulous WDW vacation?