Why do they do *that*?!?! Spouses, kids, strangers, co-workers, and pets

[UnderTheMistletoe]

So I thought this could be fun...

I watch the dog saunter into the spare bathroom with the litter box. She does one of those, "Great, she's not looking" checks. Suspicious, I sneak up on the little booger with her head in the box. She was looking for some chocolate I suppose.

So, what are the things you can't help but look at the perpetrator and wonder, "Why do they do that?!"

For me, right now, I just don't get why dogs insist of eating cat feces!

 

[AllyandJack]

I'd like to know why my cats play "musical bowls". There are 3 cats. There are 3 bowls. I put the exact same amount of the exact same cat food in each of the bowls, yet they always think one of the other ones got something better. One boy noses the other one out of his bowl, so he goes over to the girl's bowl and noses her out and she goes over to the first one's bowl. They look at each, confused, and then switch again. One of these days I'm going to mix it up and give them a buffet. They can walk up and down - a little salmon....a little tuna....a little mixed grill....

 

[AprilShowers]

Dogs like cat feces because cats don't digest their food very well, and um well.....it still tastes like what they ate!!!!
AND.....Dogs are kinda dumb sometimes!

sorry I can't think of anything right now that I wonder "Why do they do that?"

 

[UnderTheMistletoe]

 

[phantom728]

I understand your situation perfectly. Our dalmatian (god, rest his soul) used to think the cat box was a smorgasbord (sp?). I lost track of how many times he would sneak in there and I'd have to give a smack to get him out - yuck!

The other morning as I was driving into work, I nearly got hit by a lady putting her make-up on while driving 50 mph. Then when I slammed on my horn to get her attention, she gave me the finger...she was the one crossing into my lane . She should get up 5 minutes earlier and then she wouldn't have to worry about putting on her make-up in the car.

 

[UnderTheMistletoe]

Dogs like cat feces because cats don't digest their food very well, and um well.....it still tastes like what they ate!!!!
AND.....Dogs are kinda dumb sometimes!

She's got to walk right by the bowl (on the floor nonetheless!) to get to the litter box. I'm going with th drumb or the totally genius knowing full well she's going to get a Denta bone to get rid of the awful smell on her breath.

 

[AllyandJack]

OK, who else's DH does this? They ask you where something is.....as they're walking over to where it is? So, my DH says, "Where are the stamps?" as he's walking over to where they are and picks them up just as he's saying the word "stamps".

Maybe mine is the only one.....

 

[jennyl772003]

Why does my DH always fan his farts over to me?! He does it so much, I don't even think he realizes anymore.

 

[UnderTheMistletoe]

Why does my DH always fan his farts over to me?! He does it so much, I don't even think he realizes anymore.

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[RadioFanatic]

Dogs like cat feces because cats don't digest their food very well, and um well.....it still tastes like what they ate!!!!
"

are you sure? I've had the unfortunate timing to smell right after my kitty has left her present and it sure doesn't smell like what she ate! PU!

 

[Stepharoonie!]

Why do people get out a different glass each time they want a drink?

 

[LindsayDunn228]

Why do husbands never close drawers and cabinets?? If I ask him to brings forks to the table, he opens th drawer, gets the forks and leaves the drawers wide open. Same with cabinets.

 

[wvjovifan]

Why do people get out a different glass each time they want a drink?

And why can't they put those glasses in the dishwasher?? They always end up ON THE COUNTER right next to the dishwasher....... DH always says "I wasn't done" but gets a new glass when he wants another drink............

 

[diznygirl]

Why do people get out a different glass each time they want a drink?

Oooooh, my MIL does this! But she resuses her tea bag!

 

[UnderTheMistletoe]

And why can't they put those glasses in the dishwasher?? They always end up ON THE COUNTER right next to the dishwasher....... DH always says "I wasn't done" but gets a new glass when he wants another drink............

I think the male species is waiting for them to magically levitate into the dishwasher. This is a problem with my dad, my step-dad, my husband, my father-in-law, my brother-in-law, and worstly my brother..... do we see a pattern?! And I've heard it's not just my family!

And your DH's excuse is the same as my DH's excuse. JUST OPEN THE DISHWASHER! It's so much easier than ticking me off. Right now, I am leaving all his stuff in the sink. It's driving me bokers, but I must resist the temptation to put it away. I am trying to make a point of how often it ends up in the sink or next to the sink, but never in the dishwasher. Ever.

 

[luvwinnie]

I would LOVE to know why my dog, Winnie, barks incessantly at the Curio cabinet and at the armoire. SOmetimes I think they are haunted.

 

[Pooh_Friend#1]

I wonder why my SO cannot put his coffee spoon in the dishwasher each morning before he goes to work. 1 spoon, that's it and I am pretty sure it is not too time consuming to put it in the dishwasher.

I also wonder why he does not put his laundry away. I fold his laundry and put it back in the hamper to put away. Instead he leaves his clean clothes in the hamper downstairs and has a pile of dirty clothes upstairs in the bedroom. He has to go downstairs every morning to get the clean clothes and dress in the dining room. When it is time for laundry he has to bring his hamper upstairs to refill it with the dirty clothes.