Why do I get funny looks when buying

[monkeyboy]

Had to do some shopping and got the weirdest looks:
Leaf bags
surgical gloves- for painting and working on the car
Tongs- (not THONGS) for cooking

 

[carole88]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[mtblujeans]

You bought a THONG?????????

Edited to Add: Oh, I see. My mistake.....

 

[Knight]

Sounds suspicious...

OMG, has anyone seen Jolie C lately???

 

[Celluloidgal]

How big is your dog?

 

[SnowAngel]

I don't want to know

 

[tink29]

....Celluloidgal!!

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by Celluloidgal
How big is your dog?

It took me a few minutes but

 

[Bob Slydell]

Admit it -- you get funny looks all the time anyways, don't you?

 

[gr8tpanther]

Originally posted by Bob Slydell
Admit it -- you get funny looks all the time anyways, don't you?

I was thinking that

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by Bob Slydell
Admit it -- you get funny looks all the time anyways, don't you?

How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the HECK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.

 

[Rippington'sFan]

Originally posted by Celluloidgal
How big is your dog?

Maybe it's Clifford...The big Red dog?

 

[gr8tpanther]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the HECK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.

well, you are MONKEY BOY... enough said!

 

[LisaZoe]

Sounds like you're shopping at the wrong stores. Maybe you just don't look like the "do-it-yourself" type?

Another suggestion might be to get a few other essentials while you are there. I've always found it helps to include a few of the following DIY items:

duct tape - for just about anything that needs to be held together
rope or twine - for bundling things neatly
bleach - for those really nasty clean-up jobs
chain saw - for cutting big chunks into smaller ones
shovel - for getting the soil ready to plant things

 

[Celluloidgal]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the HECK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.

Oh Monkeyboy, you're such a "GoodFella"

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by Celluloidgal
Oh Monkeyboy, you're such a "GoodFella"

a family kinda guy

 

[Rippington'sFan]

Originally posted by LisaZoe
Sounds like you're shopping at the wrong stores. Maybe you just don't look like the "do-it-yourself" type?

Another suggestion might be to get a few other essentials while you are there. I've always found it helps to include a few of the following DIY items:

duct tape - for just about anything that needs to be held together
rope or twine - for bundling things neatly
bleach - for those really nasty clean-up jobs
chain saw - for cutting big chunks into smaller ones
shovel - for getting the soil ready to plant things

Don't forget to stop by Home Depot to get your Rubber Maid container. Yikes!!!

 

[Bob Slydell]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the HECK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.

You amuse me.

 

[Nickunited]

How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the HECK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.

Your funny like a clown, you amuse me! Your here to amuse me!!!!

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by LisaZoe
Sounds like you're shopping at the wrong stores. Maybe you just don't look like the "do-it-yourself" type?

Another suggestion might be to get a few other essentials while you are there. I've always found it helps to include a few of the following DIY items:

duct tape - for just about anything that needs to be held together
rope or twine - for bundling things neatly
bleach - for those really nasty clean-up jobs
chain saw - for cutting big chunks into smaller ones
shovel - for getting the soil ready to plant things

NOTE TO SELF:

NEVER and I mean NEVER go into LisaZoe's basement