Why do I bother working out...

[DukeStreetKing]

... when I can just get a little poochy belly, lie down on a sled and run the luge course? Guess there's still hope for us over-40 men.

 

[Figment22]

Luge? Heck, no.
Curling...That's the ticket!

 

[mickeyboat]

You gotta have the body to get the endorsement contracts, and to look good on Oprah. That's what it's all about, isn't it?

Denae

 

[whosyourdaddy]

There is always the Senior Olympics!

 

[DukeStreetKing]

There is always the Senior Olympics!

Let's not get crazy now!

 

[koopa]

gravity is good.