Why did the bee go to the doctor....

[Tiggerlover91]

....BECAUSE HE HAD HIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry....couldn't resist. Too much Baby Einstein with my son on a daily basis.

 

[welovedisneyx4]

Good one!!

Here's another I have loved since I was a kid....

Why did the bee fly all the way to Florida w/ his legs crossed? Because he couldn't find a BP station!!! LOL!!

 

[Tiggerlover91]

Good one!!

Here's another I have loved since I was a kid....

Why did the bee fly all the way to Florida w/ his legs crossed? Because he couldn't find a BP station!!! LOL!!

NICE!

 

[MIGrandma]

Those are cute!!

 

[BCDisneyFanatic]

Why was six afraid of seven?







Because seven eight nine.

(My 3rd grader came home with that one).

 

[61292cna]

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

 

[welovedisneyx4]

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

I like that one!! I can add it to my BP one!

 

[LUCiD]

How about this one:
Me: Knock knock
Random dude: Who's there?
Me: Interupting cow.
Random dude: Interup-
Me: MOO!!!

It's both funny and annoying- a perfect combination for someone like me!!