Two and a half hours of Johnny Depp...
yep! I'm there!
There's a local bar that's offering cheap/free drinks to everyone who wears a pirate's costume tomorrow! So, we're going to the movie theater at the mall dressed like pirates and then off for a Friday night on the town

Should be a blast!
Considering commandeering one of the million dollar yachts in the city yacht basin. They'd understand, right?
"But, Mr. Occifer, Jack Sparrow did it... what do you mean it's ill-wegal?"