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JunieJay said:Hell hath no greater fury than a woman on a mission pushing a stroller.![]()

celerystalker said:The heelies would lose.
Those heathens weigh about 60 pounds.
The ECV drivers are usually obese (no flames - I'm obese myself, I just walk when I'm at the world) and have the extra weight of the ECV itself.
And they don't give a crap.
The heelies like to score points by weaving in and out of people - their goal is not to mow down because it slows them down.
The ECV people want to go the shortest distance - the more people they squash, the better.
Wait.
Maybe I don't understand the rules.
If it was a race, the heelies would win.
If it's how many people killed or maimed, the ECVs would win.
If it's just the ECV against the heelies, I'm not sure.
I guess it would depend on the stamina of the heelie vs. the battery of the ECV.
The heelie could definitely dodge and weave to avoid the ECV, but they will eventually tire out.
If the ECV battery dies, there's no way the driver will move again.

celerystalker said:The heelies would lose.
Those heathens weigh about 60 pounds.
The ECV drivers are usually obese (no flames - I'm obese myself, I just walk when I'm at the world) and have the extra weight of the ECV itself.
And they don't give a crap.
The heelies like to score points by weaving in and out of people - their goal is not to mow down because it slows them down.
The ECV people want to go the shortest distance - the more people they squash, the better.
Wait.
Maybe I don't understand the rules.
If it was a race, the heelies would win.
If it's how many people killed or maimed, the ECVs would win.
If it's just the ECV against the heelies, I'm not sure.
I guess it would depend on the stamina of the heelie vs. the battery of the ECV.
The heelie could definitely dodge and weave to avoid the ECV, but they will eventually tire out.
If the ECV battery dies, there's no way the driver will move again.
