I think I'm gonna have to go with NewsRadio on this one, with Phil Hartman, not Jon Lovitz.
Do the math:
Joe vs Johnny Fever= Joe
Matthew vs Les= Matthew
Dave vs Andy=Andy
Katherine vs Jennifer= Katherine
Lisa vs Bailey= Lisa (she did Juvvie, you know)
Bill vs Herb= Bill by a mile
Jimmy James vs The Big Guy= Jimmy James
Beth vs Venus= a fashion stand off
The numbers don't lie, it's NewsRadio 6 to 1, with one no decision.