Maray
DIS Veteran (B.C. Survivor-17yrs.Now!)
- Joined
- Aug 19, 1999
- Messages
- 205
WHO should stay off the roads?
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate 270,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour
with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back,
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me.
I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the phone and disconnected an important call.
Sheesh! I wish they'd keep women off the road!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate 270,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour
with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back,
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me.
I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the phone and disconnected an important call.
Sheesh! I wish they'd keep women off the road!
