Yeesh! This following multiple TRs is a lot of work!
It doesn't help that it's summer and (oddly enough) I don't feel like sitting inside on the computer all the time.
Anyway...
We waited about 20 minutes in the hot sun (does anyone else feel like the bus stops at DHS are hotter than the other parks?)
Hey! Now that you mention it...
no.
But then again, we havent' had to wait much there. Plus we haven't gone during blistering heat time in forever.
On our way I was feeling a little bummed
Leave Maddie's bum alone!
Oh, "
bummed"... nevermind.
that wed gone to DHS if only because Maddie and I werent able to change into our vaguely tropical dresses that Id planned for us to wear.
You could just vaguely pretend you're wearing them, and I'll vaguely imagine you guys wearing them.
There. All fixed.
Vaguely.
I had also been hoping to get to the PR with time to spare so that we could poke around the grounds a bit, but it looked like wed be heading straight for Luau Cove.
Maybe you could leave the luau early?

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Luau Cove is very easy to find even if youre not familiar with the resort.
Just make a left turn at Albuquerque...
There are signs everywhere guiding guests in the right direction.
I guess that could work, too.
I didnt get the impression that skipping the photo was optional,
It's always optional. You've just gotta be firm. "No, I don't want to pay an exorbitant fee for the crummy photo that your 'pro' photographer took. Thanks."
and we might have since I wasnt feeling my prettiest (I really wanted to wear that dress darn it!).
I'm sure you were still very pretty.
We were seated in the very back row of the amphitheater type area. Our table was a 4 top just left of center of the stage. Since we were using DxDP credits, we were getting category 2 seating. I can only assume that category 3 seating is comprised of the tables to the far left and far right sides of the room on the same level as we were sitting.
They may have been far left/right... but were their views obstructed? Plus, you were right beside the kitchen... how much farther over were these tables?
In the kitchen??
The salad was similar to the one served at Ohana, but the dressing was not as citrusy.
Was that a good thing or a bad thing? Or just a thing?
Mid way through the salad course, the show beganI think. The show begins with the matriarch of a group of young people alone on the stage. The sound system isnt stellar, so it wasnt really clear to us that the show was starting.
For Disney... that's a little odd.
They took a break, and then the main courses were served. I was a little confused because I assumed that the show would flow with the courses of the meal, so to me we should have been getting into the meat (see what I did there?)
Yes I did! You talked about the main course being served. And your view was obstructed so you had to look left and right, but not center. Both just like a tennis match! That's what you meant, right? Right?
Right about now you're trying to figure out if you can 'unfriend' me from this TR, right? Right?
All of the food was very similar to whats served at Ohana, but no where near as good. We werent too upset though, we knew that the real attraction was the show.
The show that you couldn't see or hear.
Check.
First the children (and anyone else who wanted to) were invited up for hula lessons.
And did any non-children go up for lessons?
Maddie had a great time with this, but preferred to do her own dance moves rather than hula.
Sign of intelligence, right there.
You go Maddie. Do your own thing.
The kids and the dancer seemed to have a great time feeding off of one another, but everyone else in the amphitheater was looking around seeming to wonder why they werent in on the joke.
That's too bad.
During dessert, the dancing began.
Yup. I've been known to start dancing when dessert comes, too.
Oh, there was dancing in the
show.
Nevermind.
Ive already mentioned that I assumed that the show would flow with the meal,
Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow.
Bryan doesnt eat chocolate,
I'm sorry, what?
Bryan doesn't eat chocolate,
What?!?!? Doesn't eat chocolate???
Doesn't. Eat. Chocolate....
It's an allergy, right? Yeah, that's gotta be it. I'm going with that.
Told ya she was smart.
The dancing was pretty entertaining, but mostly as I wrote in my trip notes- because the men looked like Chippendale dancers.
Not following you. What are you trying to say there? Can you elaborate, please?

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Bryan was getting a little annoyed at how many pictures I was taking of them, but I told him that it was my duty as a Trip Reporter to do so.

Way to go Shanoopie!
Youre welcome ladies-and there's more where these came from if you want 'em.
So it's been a few days since you posted... how many PMs did you get? More than 100? More than 1000?
Just curious.
And gents? I took some of the girls too.
Bless you.
Sometime during the show the tomboy character was given her predictable makeover moment,
Wow! No way! Did
not see that coming!
and of course she and her male friend realized that they were in love.
Another shocker! I hope nobody with a weak heart watched this!
15 minutes later, Maddies eyes had glazed over, and Bryan and I were bored too. Wed made 6 trips to the Ladies room for something to do (which was conveniently located right behind our table. The people coming and going from there added to the distraction), but we could no longer ignore the fact that we were done.
You know it's dull when you're going to the ladie's room for the entertainment value.
At Albuquerque?
We didnt see the fire dancing, we didnt see the grand finale,
That's too bad. Having seen a few luaus, I can vouch for the fact that usually the fire dancing is the only part really worth watching.
we dont even know if the girl decided not to leave Hawaii after all.
And I'm sure you're just dying to know, right?
Here ya go. Tomboy girl who's had the makeover turns out to be more boy than tom, even though he cleans up real good. It turns out that he's always secretly loved 'leaving girl'. Loved her so much that he dressed as a girl to be her 'girlfriend' and be always by her side. 'Leaving girl' is freaked out at the discovery that her 'girlfriend' is really a guy and does leave... but out of extreme embarrassment. 'Tomboy' then falls into a state of depression but is talked out of it by the guy 'leaving girl' was supposed to leave with and they open a nice delicatessen called 'Two Bros', where every pastrami on rye sandwich comes with two pickles. So it all ends well for everyone, really.
The swan may have married her man, or maybe they broke up-we have no idea.
Now you do.
I would in no way discourage anyone from giving the Spirit of Aloha Luau
Especially after the glowing review!
Wait. What?
We would book the late show versus the early show (we think that the show dragged in order to have the fire dancers perform at dusk/dark).
Or just book the early show and show up late... just a thought. I didn't say it was a good one.
We took a boat from the Polynesian Resort and headed toward the Magic Kingdom. Even we arent crazy enough to do DTD and 2 parks on our relaxing day, we caught a bus to CBR.
You really had me wondering there. I was like, "Really? And now they're going to MK???"
We were going to get our swimming time in after all.
And I'm sure Maddie was thrilled. Kids and pools. They just
go together, ya know?
I was teasing Maddie that if the pool was too crowded wed have to all pile into the bathtub for our little swim when we ran into Katt789 and her friend Tanissa on the bridge! We said hello and chatted about what wed done with our days, and then Maddie interjected that we had to go so that we didnt have to swim in the bathtub.

You've always gotta watch what you say in front of the wee ones, don'tcha?
I know we don't have pictures, but I swear it happened!
It did? Well, ok. Glad you had fun in the bathtub.
Then she told us that she keeps her Moves like Jagger in a safe place so that she didnt loose them when she shakes her booty.

Out of the mouths of babes! Priceless!
We had fun swimming, but the pool wasnt heated as much as I would have liked and the evenings were pretty cool so we didnt stay much longer than and hour.
I took DD11 and her friend to the beach last week. The water is only a few degrees above freezing. Well, maybe a touch warmer... but it's
cold. They were in that water for
hours. Don't know how they did it. Kids and water.
Maddie asked us how to say Sorry I was a bad girl in Hawaiian, and we asked why she needed to know that since she hadnt been bad. She just wanted to know in case she was bad in the future.
Always good to plan ahead.
I'm surprised that she didn't ask us to peel the grapes and fan her
She was in a pretty funny mood, and when her dad threatened to turn Stacey off if she didnt go to sleep she began some fake snoring. She feel asleep mid-fake snore.
Awww... Nothing like Disney sleep, especially for the small fry.
Bryan and I watched some TV, I took notes for the TR, and we went to sleep. We had another big morning ahead of uswe were going to see Jake!
Looking forward to the next update... and hopefully I won't get to it so late!