Who here has.....

[Handbag Lady]

I can make trolls disappear.

Thank you and we're glad you use your powers for good.

 

[Mary•Poppins]

I can read student's minds.

Conversation today:

student: Has a pencil ready to poke the child next to him. I can see this out of the corner of my eye ... but child doesn't know this.

me: Casually say as I pass the student, "I wouldn't poke her or you will be sitting in time out."

student: "How did you know I was going to poke her?" Quickly putting the pencil away.

me: "I know a lot of things."

student to the child sitting next to him: "How did she know that?"

Okay ... they are only 6 years old, but I still feel like a superhero!!!

 

[Diznotyzed]

I have super hearing. I can hear a candy bar being unwrapped anywhere in my house.

 

[Jennasis]

I have superpowers...but I think they can only be used for evil, so I guess that makes me a super-villain?

I apparently blew up my truck with my own mind. I do stuff like that often. My truck was behaving strangely as I was hauling a horse home and I was complaining loudly about how much I hate the dang truck. So I said to my passenger "I hate this truck and wish the dang thing would just BLOW UP!"

twenty minutes later we were on the side of the road, the truck engulfed in flames and then BAM! It exploded. Both gas tanks. We had blown out a tire due to faulty rubbing bearings and the heat caused the tires to ignite and the fire spread to the rest of the truck.


A few days later at a horse show, I was recounting the story to a friend and I warned her that I could make bad things happen with my mind so never tick me off. She laughed and I said, "I'm serious! I could make a kid fall of their horse with just my mind!" and BAM! The kid riding her horse in the ring gets dumped.

I also predict phone calls just seconds before they happen. texts too.

I'm like some kind of sorcerer.

 

[Lorem Ipsum]

I can make a group of 45 fifth graders stop talking without saying a word.

 

[diznygirl]

I am a human lie detector...either that or my kids are bad liars.
I can smell chocolate a mile away.

I can make trolls disappear.

I want these two!!

I have super hearing. I can hear a candy bar being unwrapped anywhere in my house.

My dad gas a dog like that. Good thing he's not mine.



I turn invisible as well, mainly in Disney theme parks. Not fun.

But the power I do like having is controlling the ability to feel tickles. My kids give up and walk away.

 

[Certifiable WDW Nut]

I can turn off the light in my kids' bathroom. To me it seems easy, but it must take special superpowers because no one else in the family is capable of doing it.

 

[Kaylove]

I have super listening
I will listen to anyone good or bad
with open ears and an open heart

Most call it the "big sis factor"

 

[Lady Godiva]

I beat all of you I have the ability to make a 6'4" man disapear by mentioning marriage Probably not a super power but pretty impressive non the less

 

[fall08CP]

This is going to sound crazy but I'm totally serious.

I can see angels and demons.

Not all the time, but every few months I'll have an episode where I see them or strongly sense their presence. There's not a doubt in my mind that they exist, and they're different than ghosts.

It's actually pretty scary stuff.

 

[staley7580]

We were just talking about this today.. Well, my husband and my two older kids anyways. My son said he could stretch his arms as long as he wanted.. Could reach anything. Could be. Monkey arms run in the family. My daughter said she had the ability to kick people in the balls.. My husband told her that was a great power to have! Mine is the ability to get pregnant with not one.. but two babies (totally naturally) months after my doctor told me we would never be able to have babies again. THAT is an amazing gift to have!

 

[RNMOM]

I can sometimes sense what is wrong healthwise with a person I am speaking to. I don't even have to see them. I often get an image of their body area that is causing problems.

I have several times had the need/urge to call family members suddenly for this very reason. I called my sis in law and she was a running fever and very ill with an infected gall bladder. She had kept her teen son home from school that day but got so bad she couldn't tell him to call his father. We got her to the hospital fast. BTW, I live in Ohio, them in Texas.

Creepy at times.

 

[RNMOM]

I can sometimes sense what is wrong healthwise with a person I am speaking to. I don't even have to see them. I often get an image of their body area that is causing problems.

I have several times had the need/urge to call family members suddenly for this very reason. I called my sis in law and she was a running fever and very ill with an infected gall bladder. She had kept her teen son home from school that day but got so bad she couldn't tell him to call his father. We got her to the hospital fast. BTW, I live in Ohio, them in Texas.

Creepy at times.

 

[indimom]

Dh is the Superhero around here.

I'm just a sidekick. (sigh)

Course you all know what that means?

I do all the work.




Fun Thread, by the way... you are all very creative.

 

[njmom47]

Very funny thread indeed.
Just happened last night..dd2 said something under her breath, others around us were conversing so she must've thought I didn't hear it. A couple of sentences later, I said "Oh btw, I heard what you said before" and she poked her friend and said "I told you she hears everything!" So I guess I have that Mom superpower of hearing everything!

 

[Minnie824]

According to DH I can be 'super-annoying' sometimes, does that count?

 

[kamik86]

Lol I often tell my husband he is part cat.

Here are my reasons.
He has super napping abilities. He can nap anywhere no matter how uncomfortable it may seem.
He has strange knees and ankles (they look different then everyone elses I have ever seen) and due to this never gets that weird shock feeling (you know when you jump down off a stair or even step wrong out of a car and pain shoots up into your ankles and knees? He has never had that).
He can make perfect imitation noises of my cats.
There are a few other reasons but these are the big ones.

 

[LIDisneyFan]

I can make teenagers invisible

(Of course, I can share my secret - mention anything about chores)

 

[tlbwriter]

I am the only person in my house who can replace a roll of toilet paper. Don't be jealous - it's actually a very heavy responsibility to have this super power.

 

[powellrj]

My kids tell me I have the ability to find anything.

Mom where are my keys? Did you try your pants pocket? Thanks!

Mom where is the ketchup? Did you try the fridge? Thanks!

Mom where is my cell phone? Did you try the dining room table? Thanks!

I call it the ability to look before I ask....