Good Afternoon Law Abiding Thread Killers & Lurkers Alike!!
Just peeking in to see if there's any episodes of public intoxication....public nudity....violations of the "KEEP OFF THE GRASS" signs....and to make sure the lurker-

-moped wasn't parked too close to a fire hydrant.....
now....at exactly 12:15 PM Eastern...we're going to have a fire drill....or...as it is sometimes called....
a come as you are party...
when the buzzer sounds...head towards your nearest exit....and congregate in front of the buzzer post...EXACTLY as you are when the buzzer sounds....
Do NOT stop to brush your hair or teeth..no adding make-up....no stopping to grab something to eat unless you bring enough for me...
I mean...everybody....
In addition....I have added a UFO hotline to my PM....
Do NOT attempt to contact aliens without my approval/knowledge.....
you are permtted to use strawberry ice cream as bait however....
I see TiggerWannaBe

...aka ...Fletcher_Memorial

is on the lam....
I might have to let the bloodhounds loose.....
her picture will be emailed to the DIS post office this afternoon if she doesn't voluntarily turn her self in.....
Ahoy Cruisin' !
your citation for calling me a Weiesenheimer has been filed at the DIS County Court House....
PSST! Hey Lurkers!
who put the bubble bath in the horse trough?
man...that was a good one!
wish I would have thought of it....oops...I'm the Law.....
DalPal our GalPal

would be writing you up....
consider this a stern warning....