Where's Wally?

[wallyb]

His lack of posts has upset me. Doesn't he know he's my daily entertainment?!!

When he said "we", he meant him....

Need I remind you of the authoress of this thread.

File under - Be careful what you ask for!

 

[MonorailMan]

MM as a boy says: "Welcome back, Wally!"

 

[rosiep]

Need I remind you of the authoress of this thread.

File under - Be careful what you ask for!

I never said I missed you! I said you were failing in your duties to serve me.

 

[wallyb]

MM as a boy says: "Welcome back, Wally!"

Ooooo cutie patootie!

Thanks.

Now ... even then you knew to keep your
distance from the fish?

 

[MonorailMan]

Ooooo cutie patootie!

Thanks.

Now ... even then you knew to keep your
distance from the fish?

Is that what those things are??

 

[wallyb]

I never said I missed you! I said you were failing in your duties to serve me.

I'll serve you all right.
With a restraining order!

 

[rpmdfw]

Pure corn pone.

corn pone?

You mean Jubilation T. Cornpone?

that's a great song! Everybody sing along:

When we fought the Yankees and annihilation was near,
Who was there to lead the charge that took us safe to the rear?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "Toot your own horn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, a man who knew no fear!

When we almost had 'em but the issue still was in doubt,
Who suggested the retreat that turned it into a rout?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "Tattered and torn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, he kept us hidin' out!

With our ammunition gone and faced with utter defeat,
Who was it that burned the crops and left us nothing to eat?
Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone;
Old "September Morn - pone."
Jubilation T. Cornpone, the pants blown off his seat!


(Sorry. That was Scott's big number in Li'l Abner and I've still got that song stuck in my head.)

 

[wallyb]

My jaw hurts and my knees are kinda sore -
But good news - I do believe I am enlightened -
or maybe just enhighlighted.

Hallelujah!

 

[OrlandoMike]

Wally, Are you taking confessions yet? I've got some things I'd like to share.....

 

[wallyb]

Wally, Are you taking confessions yet? I've got some things I'd like to share.....

Sure!
Let-er rip!
I mean ... who would I tell?
I can totally be trusted.
Is it jucy?
Salacious?
Is it about Rob?

 

[OrlandoMike]

Salacious?
Is it about Rob?

Actually Rosie!

 

[wallyb]

Actually Rosie!

Eeeerrrr Yeah. Sorry.
That's anouther department.
And besides I'm new at this.

 

[Gypsybear]

Eeeerrrr Yeah. Sorry.
That's anouther department.
And besides I'm new at this.

 

[wallyb]

 

[rosiep]

Actually Rosie!

Mike! You promised you wouldn't tell!!!

 

[MonorailMan]

The "Just shoot me" look is priceless.

 

[wallyb]

The "Just shoot me" look is priceless.

I thinks it's more -
"Damn, That cheap store brand conditioner is soooo not worth it!"

 

[rpmdfw]

Mike! You promised you wouldn't tell!!!

Oh please. It's not like it's some big secret. We already all knew, anyway.

 

[rosiep]

Oh please. It's not like it's some big secret. We already all knew, anyway.

Everything? Even the part about the daschund and the strawberry yogurt?

 

[MonorailMan]

I thinks it's more -
"Damn, That cheap store brand conditioner is soooo not worth it!"

Unkempt and tangled is never in fashion.