EEK!!! I'M MISSING AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!!!
I'm still here. Just been a busy time but things are finally settling down a bit.
As far as my joining Cirque du Soleil, much to my dismay I discovered that they don't make plus size leotards.

However, there is a bright side. I'm auditioning for the lesser known Cellulite du Soleil ensemble.
Seriously, thanks for asking about me.

I'll try to do better and keep up with all you crazy podcast fans.