The garden seemed so peaceful; it was hard to believe that it held the secrets to the universe. Arizona Jeff made his way to be back of the garden where the waters originated from a fresh water spring. Just as he had anticipated, the opening to the spring had a riverbed of colorful rocks scattered among the white and clear crystals. Among all of the colors was one particular stone. Jeff intently searched and searched until he finally found it. Reaching into the icy cold water he retrieved what he was looking for. He carefully placed the rock in his pocket and receded back into the shadows and waited. The sky began to turn from daylight to dusk. The shadows lengthened in the twilight and everything took on a golden hue. As the last shreds of light gave way to darkness, a figure appeared. He made his way to the stream and followed it to the spring. Using a penlight he began searching unsuccessfully. Arizona Jeff crept out and holding a stone between his fingers he quietly asked, Are you looking for this?
The figure was startled dropping the flashlight into the water giving the spring an eerie light. Whos there? What do you want? he asked.
Relax Ollie, its me. Said Arizona Jeff
Arizona Jeff! Thank heavens its you. I think I have solved the dilemma of the Pin Bang theory! said Oliver
Yeah I know, thats why I am here. I cant let you do it you know. There are too many unknowns and you would be endangering too many lives. Explained Arizona Jeff
No, no, I have to finish this. You have no idea what it would mean to finally solve this last mystery. Pleaded Ollie.
Hes right, it is too dangerous came a voice from the shadows behind them.
Both Arizona Jeff and Ollie Phinnius wheeled around to find themselves again facing Henry Mordecai. I have to give you credit old man, I didnt think you could do it. But you have proven me wrong once again. Of course you realize I will need to relieve you from these burdens and conscious struggles. Personally I am not concerned about the dangers. I am more interested in the personal gain and glory.
Youll never get away with this Mordecai! exclaimed Phinnius
Why do people always insist on saying that? Dont you realize I already have? Years of becoming a legend larger than life, years of hiding in the shadows waiting for a chance to regain my dignity and stature that you took away. Now is my chance. This is my opportunity and my destiny. So please hand over the stone. Mordecai said nonchalantly. Dont think I am completely heartless, I will let you watch as I prove to all mankind that I was and am the greatest adventurer of them all.
Arizona Jeff listened calmly to Mordecai's speech while rolling the artifact from hand to hand. With Henry's request, Arizona Jeff tossed the item from his hand high into the air. Mordecai followed its flight through the distance waiting for it to land in his hand. The item seemed to float forever. It was as if time had stood still. But as the artifact came within a foot of Mordecai's hand, Arizona Jeff leapt through the air tackling Phinnius to the ground and knocking him over a large rock. As the item touched Mordecai's hand it exploded, the detonation being seen and heard throughout the land. Rocks and debris flew everywhere showering Arizona Jeff and Oliver Phinnius inflicting pain as it went. When all was quiet, Ollie sat up stunned and trying to understand what had happened. He turned to Arizona Jeff and before he could ask, Arizona said "the old exchange the priceless crystal for a blasting cap trick. It gets them every time."Both of the adventurers looked at each other and smiled. They stood up and brushed the dust and debris from their clothing. Come on, we got a party to go to. Arizona Jeff said. The two friends walked quietly in the darkness towards Pop Century.
Join us at Pop Century where Arizona Jeff, Mean Laureen and Princeless Princess celebrate the retrieval of Oliver P. Phinnius and try to explain the concepts behind the Pin Bang theory. The event will be held in the food court of Pop Century on September 11, 2004 at 8:00 PM. It is a party you are not going to want to miss.