When People Say Or Do Dumb Things.

[meeshheartsdisney217]

I constantly call my teachers the names of other teachers for example today I called my Science teacher Mr.Brock which is the name of my geometry teacher. I do it all the time...



There's many more, but I can't remember right now...

Once my friend said really seriously, ''I would hate to die, it would be so hard to breathe.''

bhahahaha.


i used to have a teacher mr. brock.


um yeah i have totally dumbos in my class. so yeah i have tons of stories. which i can't think of because it's like 10:17.

 

[BabyPiglet]

One day me and my friends were messing around in math class. And for some reason I put a post it note on my head. I forgot completly that I had it on my head and walked around the whole rest of the day with a purple post it in my hair...

One day me and my friend came to school and were carrying the same black and white purse. We talked the whole homeroom about how we shouldn't mix up our bags... I grabbed the wrong one and the next period it took me a while looking through the bag searching for my pencil that it wasn't mine...

 

[ktbutterfly2011]

We have this thing at our school called the "Quaker Crazies" since we're the Quakers and all. And for every football and basketball season we buy new shirts. Well I got it. And they painted one and hung it up in the cafeteria. It looks alot like the Saw mask/person/dude thingy. Anyways. I had never seen saw. One day at lunch I was like... "Wait. Is that thing from saw?" And all my friends are like "Yeah...??" And then the slogan under it says "Let the games begin." and I was all "Is that from saw too?" and they're all "Yeah..??" and so we started cracking up. Then I said while I was cracking up wayy too hard. "Wow, i'm the smartest tree on the apple." and that was the joke for the rest of the day, the smartest tree on the apple... lol.

 

[BabyPiglet]

Tree on the apple?

Very odd...

A couple of days ago something very very odd happened. I had been trying to remember it and kept forgeting. Anyway it was after 3rd period and I was all talking to my friends and whatnot. I thought it was lunch time for some reason so I preceded to go outside (I wasn't feeling well that day, so I didn't wnat lunch) and nobody was out there. So I was like okay that fine, but normally there are the herd of anerexic girls out there. I waited a few minutes still nobody. So I thought I'd walk back in and search for my friends. I got back in, I oculd see no line for lunch, there normally was. No line at the coke machine. NOBODY! Then it hit me like a hard rock! It was 4th period, luch wasn't for a whole nother hour. I guess for some reason after third period my brain froze and I thought it was lunch. Thank god I had a forgiving teacher 4th period. No tardy!

Yeah I know...

I'm odd....

 

[AmoDolphin]

My english teacher was giving us a lecture on how she hated how we turned in papers that were ripped out of notebooks, how some people turned in compositions without them being in ink, how people didn't put the subject in their heading, etc., so she was practically shouting "I HATE HOW PEOPLE DO THIS! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF IT! SICK AND TIRED! TWO WORDS! SICK AND TIRED!"

 

[marypops!]

my maths teacher was in a bad mood last Friday because she was angry that only 7 people out of 30 kids handed in their H/W. She gives the H/W at the end of the lesson and i get bored waiting for her to explain for the 3rd time to someone how to do some work so i skip ahead and start doing the work she's showing us and by the time she gets round to telling us what questions we're doing, i've done half of them plus more. Well she also complained about the books she got only had the example from the board and 1 question during an hours lesson. She then hands out the books and tells everyoen what they did wrong and when she gets to me, she says "you shouldn't do the H/W in class it's supposed to be done at home" "you should write bigger" and "you done too much work in the lesson"...

not that funny but i found it funny

 

[Babyjustrun]

My friend was once at her grandmothers house watching a movie on satellite. So once the movie was done, she picked up the remote and said 'Let me show you the alternate endings.'

 

[Captain Brain]

Before I begin, I'm a very clumsy person.

Yesterday in PE, we were "practicing" running a mile for Presidential Fitness. I got almost done, when I tripped right before I got to the finish line.

Wednesday at church, I fell right in the hallway when everybody got out of their classes.

 

[CrazyChik]

my friend walked down the road singing i'm smart s-m-r-a-t
of course it took me a whole 5 minutes to point out that smart was spelt s-m-a-r-t

in maths me and my mate were eating skittles the teacher comes up and asks us were we eating. we said know.when he turned i picked up the packet of skittles and proceeded to drop them everywhere.

walking from 4th period to reg i slipped and fell over a bin infront of every single Y11 in the school

i'll think of more

 

[pigletgirl]

Oh ya, I do really stupid things alot of the time!

My best one yet is, was when I was putting together our new virtual ping-pong game and you have to have 4 AA and 4 AAA for it to work. So, as I was about to hook it up to the tv, I got really mad because I couldn't find the plug, to plug it into the wall..So, then my friend calls and she says, if there is batteries you don't need a cord...DUH!!

Another dumb example, at the end of my friends directions to her new house, that she emailed me, she wrote, "viola". I called her and said, why did you write viola (pronounced like the instrument), and she's like no, its pronounced wah-la.

You all have some really good ones!

 

[Mickey1122]

my maths teacher was in a bad mood last Friday because she was angry that only 7 people out of 30 kids handed in their H/W. She gives the H/W at the end of the lesson and i get bored waiting for her to explain for the 3rd time to someone how to do some work so i skip ahead and start doing the work she's showing us and by the time she gets round to telling us what questions we're doing, i've done half of them plus more. Well she also complained about the books she got only had the example from the board and 1 question during an hours lesson. She then hands out the books and tells everyoen what they did wrong and when she gets to me, she says "you shouldn't do the H/W in class it's supposed to be done at home" "you should write bigger" and "you done too much work in the lesson"...

not that funny but i found it funny

You remnd me of Chemistry last year. A new teacher had come n half way through the year, and he made the mstake of gvng ou thomework at the start of lessons. He spent so much time yelling at everyone else that my table finshed the homework before the period was over.

 

[TinkerTracy]

EVERYTHING I say can be put on this thread!

 

[marypops!]

i used to believe that, because of black and white pictures, there was no colour in the past until colour photos were invented (to be even more lame i thought this until i was about 9-11 years old)

my friend was telling me that i had a german test after break and my response was "I have fudge at home"

 

[Sparkle_Cherry]

This happened this morning actually...

I put a piece of bread in the toaster, and signed on the computer. I got really carried away and 20 minutes later I realized that my toast didn't pop up yet, so I went over and discovered that the toast hadn't even begun to brown! As I was busy shoving the toaster in the already-full trash can because I thought it was broken, my mom walks in and asks why I'm throwing out the new toaster. So, I tell her what happened and she told me that I hadn't even popped down the toast!

~Caitlin

 

[BabyPiglet]

This happened this morning actually...

I put a piece of bread in the toaster, and signed on the computer. I got really carried away and 20 minutes later I realized that my toast didn't pop up yet, so I went over and discovered that the toast hadn't even begun to brown! As I was busy shoving the toaster in the already-full trash can because I thought it was broken, my mom walks in and asks why I'm throwing out the new toaster. So, I tell her what happened and she told me that I hadn't even popped down the toast!

~Caitlin

Haha you were already to throw away the toaster? I would have checked it out first...lol...
I have recent experience on this topic though...


Last night I was making a grilled cheese b/c I was hungry. I put the grilled cheese in the pan turned on the stove and walked away to start dising. Well about 15 minutes later my mom asked what happened to the sandwich I was making. I jumped outta the chair like I had been shot, tripped over my dog and ran into the kitchen. I turned the grilled these over and found that it hadn't browned one bit? So I looked around and found at that I turned the wrong burner on...

lol

 

[Sparkle_Cherry]

Haha you were already to throw away the toaster? I would have checked it out first...lol...
I have recent experience on this topic though...


Last night I was making a grilled cheese b/c I was hungry. I put the grilled cheese in the pan turned on the stove and walked away to start dising. Well about 15 minutes later my mom asked what happened to the sandwich I was making. I jumped outta the chair like I had been shot, tripped over my dog and ran into the kitchen. I turned the grilled these over and found that it hadn't browned one bit? So I looked around and found at that I turned the wrong burner on...

lol

Oh yes Jenny, I have had a lot of these ''moments'' including the turning on the wrong burner thing. Oh, and once I made scrambled eggs for breakfast and we were jut about to leave the house for a family outing to the beach, we passed by the stove to go out the back door and a flame shot up from the frying pan! I had forgotten to turn off the stove

~Caitlin

 

[BabyPiglet]

One time I accidently turned a burner on high and forgot about it (for some reason unknown to me lol) and when I went back about 10 minutes later the burner was fiery orange lol

 

[Babyjustrun]

I know someone who was cooking dinner for her family.
She put it in the oven and walked away.
like 2 hours later, she comes back and it's still sitting there, uncooked.
She didn't turn the oven on. xD

 

[TinkerTracy]

When I was little I set an oven mit on fire in the toaster....
Felt I should add that because we where talking about food realated incidents!

 

[Starstruckdancer]

ha ha ha . My friend still makes fun of me because of this.


It was the day after thanksgiving and I was going to go to the movies. I wanted something to eat before I went and I told my dad I didn't want turkey anymore. So I went to subway and I ordered a turkey sandwich.


Then we were at the movie and we saw Happy Feet. It takes place in Antartica. So I asked my friend, "Do people live in antartica?" and she said "Well where did they get penguins from?' and I stupidly resonded "the zoo"