RealMickeysGirl
DIS Veteran<br><font color=9966ff>I think my frien
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When I Am An Old CatI shall wear
a diamond colar and leave my footprints
on white couches. I shall drink my cream with
a touch of brandy and spit out my vitamins.
I shall sit on the laps of dog people
just to irritate them. I shall nap on top of the
neighbor's petunias and person on top of
birdbaths and grow charmingly chubby.
But for now i must tolerate the dog
and use my litterbox and not sharpen
my claws on the sofa, so no one can doubt
the truth that cats are superior to dogs.
But every once in a while I wonder
if I should be naughty now and then
and nip a few toes, so my humans
won't be to shocked with suddenly
I become an old cat and
start to wear a diamond colar.
(From a fridge magnet I have - adapted from "When I am an Old Woman", the poem that started the Red Hat Society)
a diamond colar and leave my footprints
on white couches. I shall drink my cream with
a touch of brandy and spit out my vitamins.
I shall sit on the laps of dog people
just to irritate them. I shall nap on top of the
neighbor's petunias and person on top of
birdbaths and grow charmingly chubby.
But for now i must tolerate the dog
and use my litterbox and not sharpen
my claws on the sofa, so no one can doubt
the truth that cats are superior to dogs.
But every once in a while I wonder
if I should be naughty now and then
and nip a few toes, so my humans
won't be to shocked with suddenly
I become an old cat and
start to wear a diamond colar.
(From a fridge magnet I have - adapted from "When I am an Old Woman", the poem that started the Red Hat Society)
