When are you too old to wear a tube top?

Nik's Mom

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Just came home from my nephews' High school Graduation party. I was shocked to see his Grandmother (from his father's side, not my side) wearing a tube top (you know, those strapless type tops) and what looked like black "hot pants". :earseek: Now this Grandmother is in her late 50's or early 60's. She looked like a fool and everyone from my side of the family just stared at her when she walked in.
This lady was something else. We just lost my father 2 months ago, and she was joking with my Mom about when she will get re-married!
 
When gravitational forces pull the tube top southward........ :teeth:
 
Yep. I believe that each womans body will tell her when it is no longer an option. For me, it was at 21, since that is when I had my first baby. After a visit with a surgeon this summer though, I expect the ban to be lifted (among other things!).
 
Briarmom said:
Yep. I believe that each womans body will tell her when it is no longer an option. For me, it was at 21, since that is when I had my first baby. After a visit with a surgeon this summer though, I expect the ban to be lifted (among other things!).

:rotfl2: :rotfl:
 

As long as you look GOOD in the tube top....go for it! I hope to have many more "tube top" years in me!! :teeth:
 
Generally speaking, if you have achieved Grandmother status tube tops and hot pants are out.

She sounds like a fruitcake. :crazy:
 
I've been trying to keep those suckers up since I was a little kid! One jump and wham, it's a skirt...

I mean, unless you have velcro *****, how the heck is it supposed to stay up?

Tube tops, hah, more like Newton's Revenge.
 
I'm on the small side and I wouldn't dare to put a tube top on! For one, I don't want what I do have squished to any smaller size, and two, I was here when they were in style over 30 years ago and I never want to re-live those days. It's history, leave it in the past! Ewwwwwwwww! :sad2:
 
Briarmom said:
Yep. I believe that each womans body will tell her when it is no longer an option. For me, it was at 21, since that is when I had my first baby. After a visit with a surgeon this summer though, I expect the ban to be lifted (among other things!).


this deserves another :rotfl: :rotfl2:
 
yeah id say untill you look bad. I mean you dont have to look awesome, we arent all models, but if ppl are grossed out by looking at you, id pass.
 
About all ages??
No matter your age or body type, they all look kind of ridiculous IMO
 
My former mother-in-law dressed in a similar manner... and I think she was a good ten years older. :scared1:

As with a car, it wasn't just the age... it was also the mileage. :rolleyes1

Ewwwww, bad memories... :badpc: I gave up long ago trying to describe her or her attire. That's why I just began telling people to picture a retired prostitute. :faint:

SOOO glad we never see that part of the "family" any more! :banana:
 
I think like after 30.. Lol.. Its kinda weird for a gramma to wear that type of clothes..
 
Lil_Tink said:
I think like after 30.. Lol.. Its kinda weird for a gramma to wear that type of clothes..


LOL....sweetie...I can tell you are YOUNG! 30 is...uh..still tube top worthy! :teeth:
 
tiggersmom2 said:
LOL....sweetie...I can tell you are YOUNG! 30 is...uh..still tube top worthy! :teeth:


Yup I am young :D I am 14 :P
 
Disneyrsh said:
I've been trying to keep those suckers up since I was a little kid! One jump and wham, it's a skirt...

I mean, unless you have velcro *****, how the heck is it supposed to stay up?

Tube tops, hah, more like Newton's Revenge.

Pray to sweet Jesus that it stays up.... but I say, if it slips...well it slips. :rotfl:
I personally think nothing of it when it slips down.. :rotfl: It's nothing no one has seen before. :rotfl2:
 














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