When a date goes bad

[monkeyboy]

Take a break, and go into the restroom. When you return to the
table, throw a spare pair of underwear on the back of one
of the chairs. Insist that they just need airing out.

 

[Pin Wizard]

I stick it out and at the first possible break, leave. Dinner over? That's it!! Done! Forget the movie. If I were REALLY having a horrid time...The calendar on my phone has a bunch of notes, etc. set to go off. I would just pretend it's an incoming call, take it, and tell him...sorry, I need to go!

 

[Rippington'sFan]

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Take a break, and go into the restroom. When you return to the
table, throw a spare pair of underwear on the back of one
of the chairs. Insist that they just need airing out.

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I was LMAO at that one too! That one is a guarantee to work especially if the "racing stripes" are showing. Hahahahahaha

 

[alabamaalan]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
I used that one for a family reunion

Actually, that's where I find dates....

 

[monkeyboy]

Originally posted by alabamaalan
Actually, that's where I find dates....

 

[snarfer1]

What is a bad date?

I was always so happy to be on any date (after all those hours spend begging and pleading, and whinning and nagging), that I can't recall ever having had a bad date.

In fact I never wanted them to end, and would often follow my dates home, or talk for hours and hours on the phone...and





Oh I see! I'm the other half..... I'm the BAD DATE!!!!



Okay, no need to be obvious, I go home alone now...

(Slight twitch.... speaking in a low voice to himself, "Mother you were right, she isn't good enough, I'm sorry I ever doubted you Mother!")

 

[snarfer1]

Please don't make me a thread killer, please.

Post anyone, anything

Thanks