My first one is about my hometown of Roswell, N.M., and references the alien UFO crash of 1947. It wasn't until I got into high school that I started to hear things about it. Then it seemed like over night things kind of exploded and everyone seemed to know about Roswell and the UFO crash. Well, last fall I was in a community theater show and had to write up a bio. Well, as a joke I used, "Was born on a small planet..." as an openning to my bio. So, I decided to use it here.
Second one comes from the "Men check in here thread." I said I was a man the last time I check...and well, there you go.
ETA: I should add that re: my first tag - I wrote that in and the Tag Fairy colored it for me.