PigSoldier
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I was just thinking about all the times I've been in hospital, and I realised it's an awful lot, so I was wondering about everyone elses scars/injuries/wounds/illnesses etc.
In the last 17 years, I've managed to,
Break my leg twice
Break my wrist
Break my collarbone
Break my nose twice (once so I completely mashed up everything and couldn't breath properly until I had corrective surgery)
Get a piece of glass wedged into my arm after the Ealing bomb
Fall off a wall and knock myself out
And have a big nasty operation.
I'm not clumsy and accident-prone, honest!!
(And we'll gloss over the fact that all but 2 of them are due to my own stupidity
)
In the last 17 years, I've managed to,
Break my leg twice
Break my wrist
Break my collarbone
Break my nose twice (once so I completely mashed up everything and couldn't breath properly until I had corrective surgery)
Get a piece of glass wedged into my arm after the Ealing bomb
Fall off a wall and knock myself out
And have a big nasty operation.
I'm not clumsy and accident-prone, honest!!

(And we'll gloss over the fact that all but 2 of them are due to my own stupidity
