What's Spam?

[Azure]

I was at this thing called Spam Cook-Off and I didn't know what spam was so I just like said i'll make spam candy corn and somebody said that they were going to throw up. And then i said "btw what's spam?" and said omg that's not even funny. And then she said that I want all the attention just because I didn't know what it was!! Then the owner boot me. How unfair.

 

[GBShorts]

I was at this thing called Spam Cook-Off and I didn't know what spam was so I just like said i'll make spam candy corn and somebody said that they were going to throw up. And then i said "btw what's spam?" and GBShorts said omg that's not even funny. And then she said that I want all the attention just because I didn't know what it was!! Then the owner boot me. How unfair.

Girl, I was joking! LOL you totally missed the joke

 

[Azure]

Joking.. I am a kid I don't take jokes!!

 

[GBShorts]

Joking.. I am a kid I don't take jokes!!

You have known me long enough to know that all I do is joke around. You've never had a problem with it before!

 

[SeaKing]

Okay, it was just a joke. Stop making threads about shorts, please. I signed up here for the SOLE PURPOSE to make sure that she wasn't getting a bad rep here.

 

[Azure]

hi hi hi hi

 

[BrittnTylersMom]

By the way, Spam that you would cook is a ham product that comes in a can.

 

[Azure]

I am sorry shorts I didn't mean to I was just mad

 

[DarkSideMoon]

By the way, Spam that you would cook is a ham product that comes in a can.

the term ham is loosely defined.

 

[GBShorts]

Actually direct from the can (runs to the pantry) it says ...

they took it off! it used to say "spiced pork shoulder"!

FYI the ingredients areork with ham, salt, water, midified potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrate.

Fewer ingredients than most foods. LOL


It also says on the can, under the spamburger recipe:
So, now that you know another of the many secrets of SPAM, this knowledge carries much responsibility. It gives you the power to feed yourself and others. You wield a delicious skill that has far-reaching consequences. Please do not use it for evil.

LOL!

 

[Azure]

Dear Dis Boards,

I am very sorry for the things I said about ********* name not to be written. We just had a big misunderstanding!! LOL

 

[BrittnTylersMom]

the term ham is loosely defined.

True, which is why I said ham product! lol

FYI the ingredients are pork with ham, salt, water, midified potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrate.

Isn't ham considered a form of pork? Same beast! Well, maybe not when it involves Spam. lol Gotta love a good dose of sodium nitrate. Yum! lol

 

[Belle1997]

Funny when I was a kid spam was for cheap meals when things were tight on the budget. I look at the price now and it is more of a unique item priced way too high, My do times change. However would never consider eating it again even if the Yuppies eat it now.

 

[Goofy05]

Fuuny when I was a kid spam was for cheap meals when things were tight on the budget. I look at the price now and it is more of a unique item priced way too high, My do times change. However would never consider eating it again even if the Yuppies eat it now.

I remember those days...We ate LOTS of SPAM as kids! However, it is still one of my favorite foods Fried, of course!