What's On Your Mind: Never Say Never Weekend!

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Kevin, attack me.

No way. Last time, you pulled my pants down and then you tried to choke me with my shoelace.

False, I did choke you with your shoelace.

 

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You can all have jobs at Schrute farms as human scarecrows.

 

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It is time for the Nard-dog to take matters into his own paws.

 

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There's been a murder!

Wh- what?

There's been a murder....in Savannah!

 

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Belles, Bourbons and Bullets: The Murder Mystery Party Game

 

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Well, well, well! What is this contraption, I do declare?

 

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Delta Burke, I do declare.

 

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Nice accent. You sound like Forrest Gump.

 

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I'm a little worried that I might have asked out Naughty Nellie, and not Erin. Which would be a whole lot less appealing because Naughty Nellie says yes to everyone. And she might be a murderer.

 

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Oooh, now do the Swedish chef!

I'm not familiar, what province is he from?

He lives on Sesame Street.

 

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Frankly, I'm not surprised. A lot of the evidence seemed to be based on puns.

 

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I think Michael might have snapped.

Well, he might just be stuck in character.

What's worse, stuck or snapped?

...Both.

 

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Where to now, Caleb?

To Mama Juju Boo Boo.

 

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I'm a dead body, and these are my brain chunks.

Hey, shut up, you're dead.

 

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What's the news?

Nothing yet.

Well, I guess that's not-

Well, there is some bad news. ...There has been another murder.

 

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Today is the hardest I have worked in a long, long time.

 

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I do declare!

 

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Count of three, we're all gonna put down our guns.

I have crossbows.

 

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Andy revealed himself to be a double agent. At which point Dwight felt comfortable revealing that he also was double agent. And then Michael announced to everybody that - get this - he was a double agent. Oh, and it is 6:00.

 

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Bow down to Recyclops!