Disboard Girls
Written by: Sarah, Allie, and Valerie
To the tune of: California Gurls
greetings trolls, let's take a journey
i know a place where the wifi's always bipolar
disney, drama, and dreams, there must be something in PM's
the n00ns break their necks, trying to creep and annoy us
you can travel the web, but nothing comes close the diiiiiis boards
once you paty with us you'll be falling in addiction ohohohohohohohhhh
disboard girls we're unforgettable
signatures and posts on top
laptop shined skin
so hot we'll melt your charger ohohohohohohhh
disboard girls we're undeniable
fast, feisty, fresh we got it on lock
disboards represent now put your laptops up awooohohohohohohohohoh
mm in the parks
we get PM'd in our inboxes
we freak on our couches
so play the justin bieber on the pandora
disboard girls we're unforgettable
signatures and posts on top
laptop shined skin
so hot we'll melt your charger ohohohohohohhh
disboard girls we're undeniable
fast, feisty, fresh we got it on lock
disboards represent now put your laptops up awooohohohohohohohohoh
wand, glasses, scar, and wizards
turn it up cause it's getting magical~
dizzy dizzy dis boards, these are the girls i love the most
i mean the who, like the doctor who?
post it, quote it, and edit your post
the girls are freaks they play online
the boys on the boards
i'm okay, i wont play, i love the posts
just like i love disney
orlando and california
internet is everything
come on boys posting out
all those yankees playing on
unicorns, pegacorns, mammals
no n00ns to get inside our jokes
muffin my lady
you looking here baby?
i'm all up on ya cause you're representing disney
disboard girls we're unforgettable
signatures and posts on top
laptop shined skin
so hot we'll melt your charger ohohohohohohhh
disboard girls we're undeniable
fast, feisty, fresh we got it on lock
disboards represent now put your laptops up awooohohohohohohohohoh
YOU SHOULD ENJOY THIS, IT TOOK US LONG ENOUGH.