What's on your mind? Jacoby Ellsbury and the Quest for the All-Star Game!

[mickey'sbff]

THe people next door to me don't pass up an occasion to have a fireworks display.

Literally they'll be like, "Oh, it's National Popcorn day! Let's set off some fireworks!" AND THEY ARE SO LOUD. They other day they were setting a billion of them off and I legit thought their house was being bombed by terrorists.

And it's illegal in our state.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

It's a car-boat!

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Fireworks are fine out here in Nowhereland.

 

[TylerFG]

It's a car-boat!

I went on that last year for a field trip. A month and a half later, this happened. Yeah...

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

I'm proud to be a "Y'all-er".

 

[CowboyErin]

Fireworks are fine out here in Nowhereland.

Fireworks are completely illegal here unless its for a city-sponsored event

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

I'm Draco Malfoy. I hate mudbloods and my parents worked for the wizard who killed your parents.

Let's be FRANS!!!

 

[marypops!]

Hey, you can't treat an actor like that! He's not a writer you know.

 

[mickey'sbff]

I have some videos from our town's firework display that we went to last night. They are so funny, me and my two friends are talking about random stuff and screaming words of encouragement at the fireworks while my two other friends are just like,"Really guys?" I'll upload them in a sec.

 

[mickey'sbff]

A baboon escaped from our Six Flags, which is only like 45 minutes from me.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

lalaloop

 

[marypops!]

Wait... Sam's not coming back?

 

[CowboyErin]

Wait... Sam's not coming back?

They announced that Darren Criss and Harry Shum Jr. were promoted to series regulars, but they didn't say anything about Chord, so some people think he's not coming back next season.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Hufflepuff- 12
Ravenclaw- 12
Gryffindor- 8
Slytherin- 8

Wut
They need to make a house just for me: Huffleclaw.

 

[marypops!]

It's a turtle that's hiding in it's shell.
Really? Is he hiding because he's scared of going to a new school?
No, he's watching Power Rangers.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

I have been listening to elevator music for the past ten minutes.

 

[scarscar93]

Well that was a weird dream.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

15 minutes

 

[LondonUnderground]

shout out to kathryn tappen

yessssssss I love this

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

I pronounce "gozz", as in "got to gozz", as "gause".

I wouldn't use that as a replacement for "go", especially when it's easier just to write "go".