What's on your mind? Bowties and Fezzes! :D

[MickeyisBeast]

more tongue thingy hahahahaha reminds me of a lizard xD

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

MORGAN: I hate not having a plan! We’re looking for a needle in a haystack here.
REID: Actually, it’s more like we’re looking for a needle in a pile of needles.
MORGAN: What?
REID: A needle would stand out in a haystack.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

GIDEON: Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
REID: Samuel Beckett.
MORGAN: Try not. Do or do not.
REID: Yoda.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

no more gifs, I don't think ):

nice face Justin hahahaha so cute.

lunch. I'LL BE BACK.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory and can read twenty thousand words per minute. Yes, I’m a genius.

 

[marypops!]

I think he's the cutest thing.
If I lived in England, I'd want him to be my King.
Too bad you can't vote like we do, I'd vote for him!

The Royal family don't really do anything, I believe. Everything political is done by Parliament, which we do all vote for. I think all they can really be considered is a tourist attraction I guess... It's why tons of people don't want a royal family in the UK anymore, because "they're a waste of the tax payer's money"...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

HOTCH: Well standing in the middle gawking at passing women would certainly attract attention. Like you’re doing now.
REID: What’s that?
PRENTISS: Just like that, IQ of 187 is slashed to 60.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

MORGAN: Don’t make me smack you in front of all these people.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

SMOKING LADY: Hey, you won like two thousand dollars here.
REID: Keep it.
ROSSI: You do realize you just gave two grand to a hooker.

 

[¡WDW!girlrox(:]

He must want something.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Broken. Your alarm clock’s broken.

 

[PlutosRHM55]

I CAN BREATHE!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

ELLE: Yesterday I found myself looking forward to watching a soap opera.
REID: Which one?

Elle! No one seems to like her...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

GIDEON: He’s a hero.
REID: The exact same thing happened with the Goetz New York subway shooting in the early eighties.
GIDEON: You weren’t even born.
REID: I read a lot.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

HOTCH: What, did you join a boy band?
REID: No…

 

[marypops!]

I CAN BREATHE!

That's one why he follows a seal into the water, and then gets an octopus on his face, which won't let go, and keeps him underwater until he's saved... Right? I might be getting elements mixed up though...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

PRENTISS: Three cards, please.
REID: Three cards for the lady, and I’m gonna take one card.
PRENTISS: Ooh, one card. Straight or a flush, Dr.Reid? What are you trying to fill in?
REID: Well, considering the odds of filling in an opened-ended straight with one card are five to one against while a one card flush draw is more like four point five to one, I guess you’d say if I was smart, I’m drawing into a flush. Hm, I think I’m going to go all in on this.
PRENTISS: So, are you?
REID: Am I drawing to a flush or am I smart?
PRENTISS: Either.
REID: Well, I’m provably a genius but, uh, actually I was drawing to a full house. Eights over sixes.
PRENTISS: I always forget you’re from Vegas.
REID: Yep!
PRENTISS: Oh, I’m sorry. Not so fast. I, too, have a boat. Jacks over threes.
REID: Wait, you drew three cards into a full house? That’s like a hundred to one against.
PRENTISS: Nintety-seven to one. Looks like you’re out.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

You know, contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

REID: What is that?
PRENTISS: It’s called a star puzzle. It’s basically impossible to figure out. You have to put all of the pieces back together to form a perfect star, but the origin of it is kind of a romantic tale. There was this young prince who wanted to win the heart of the fairest maiden in the land so he climbed to the top of the tallest tower in the kingdom and he caught a falling star for her. Unfortunately he was so excited that he dropped it and it smashed into all of these pieces. So he frantically put it back together again to prove his undying love to her and he succeeded, and they lived happily ever after.
REID: That doesn’t make any sense.
PRENTISS: What do you mean?
REID: You can’t catch a falling star, it would burn up in the atmosphere.
PRENTISS: Yeah but it’s not literal, Reid. It’s a fable.
REID: But there’s no moral. Fables have morals.
PRENTISS: Okay, so it’s just a romantic little story. The point is it’s basically impossible to do because you have to take all of those pieces and fit them together exactly — [Reid puts it back together] There’s a lot to hate about you Dr. Reid.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

REID: That’s why I stick to Beethoven. There’s no chance of guilt by association.
PRENTISS: Yeah? Have you ever seen a movie called A Clockwork Orange?