What's on your Copy/Paste version 2

[Captain Brain]

You know what to do.

 

[Captain Brain]

Life has been unkind to you, Jeff the Friendly Mammal.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1972541

 

[::Snow_White::]

Born to blossom. Bloom to perish.

 

[PurpleDucky]

http://www.horizonsuzuki.com/cars/2000_Suzuki_Esteem.jpg

 

[StitchfansJr]

[x] You dont like publi​c speak​ing
[x ] You find it hard to talk to stran​gers
[x] You dont like to look peopl​e in the eye
[x ] You hate using​ publi​c restr​ooms
[x ] You don​t like to go shopp​ing alone​

TOTAL​: 5

[x ] Being​ intro​duced​ to new peopl​e makes​ you nervo​us
[X ] When youre in a group​ of peopl​e,​ its diffi​cult to think​ of what to say
[ ] You have a lot of troub​le talki​ng to the oppos​ite sex
[ ] You hate to be tease​d
[x ] You hate answe​ring the door

TOTAL​:​8

[x ] You cant stand​ peopl​e watch​ing you
[ ] One on one conve​rsati​ons make you nervo​us
[x ] You dont like to ask peopl​e for help
[x ] You hate to read out loud
[x ] You dont like askin​g quest​ions

TOTAL​:12

[x ] You dread​ order​ing food at resta​urant​s
[x ] You are uncom​forta​ble at parti​es,​ unles​s you know every​one well
[x ] You don​t like to talk,​ becau​se youre afrai​d of being​ embar​rasse​d by what you say
[x ]You wish you were more outgo​ing
[x ] You hate being​ the cente​r of any room

TOTAL​:​ 17

[ x] You dont know how to react​ to compl​iment​s
[x ] You don​t like crowd​s
[ x] You prefe​r readi​ng,​ writi​ng or liste​ning to music​ than being​ aroun​d too many peopl​e
[x] You blush​ easil​y
[x ] You dont know how to react​ to someo​ne sayin​g thank​ you

TOTAL​:​ 22

add the x's and multiply by 4

repost as im _% shy

 

[MuskratSusie]

 

[MuskratSusie]

 

[CrazyChik]

Nothing 0_0

 

[MuskratSusie]

 

[MuskratSusie]

 

[CrazyChik]

rawrzzles.

I'm really not sure why xD

 

[diva122094]

Nothing.

 

[rock.my.socks]

Rainbow CD

 

[Jasmine45]

 

[AbsoluteAwesome1]

Lovelovelovelove..♥

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[marypops!]

 

[lpe_bratz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGzjn7ZlwII

 

[PosessedEeyore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu9Du7IVUoE

 

[Jasmine45]

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Volkswagen sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - **** off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family