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A woman at court; told the judge:
Please! I want a divorce; and i want custody of my child because this child is mine and not my husband's. After all he is in my stomach.
Judge says okay... and asks husband what do you think?
he stays quiet then says..
Judge; if I put a dollar in a coke machine whose coke is it mine or the machine?
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer
jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it
supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the
picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help
with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she
has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then
looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says,
"Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh. .. .
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes
back in the box."
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Why is there no
Disneyland in China?
No one is tall enough to go on the good rides
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
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