What's on Your Copy/Paste Part 3

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My heart beats faster when I'm with you
'Cause I know that you, you would want me to
I swear to hell I'll never leave
Cause I know one thing
Love is all we need
 

Basically, this guy breaks into a house. He has a pillow case, and heads toward the entertainment center. Hes stuffing in all the dvds, dvd player, etc.. And he hears this voice... "Jesus is watching you..." he turns around out of instinct, and quickly scans the dark room... nothing. So he went back to stealing more items.. then he hears it again.. "Jesus is watching you..." he grabs his flashlight and shines it across the room. He sees a bird in a cage, and he aims the light at him. The bird talks... "Jesus is watching you.." The robber stands up and walks over to the bird, he says "Oh your cute birdie, whats your name?" The bird replies, "Moses". The robber laughs, and says "Moses?!? What kind of people name their pet bird Moses?!?"
Then the bird giggled a bit.... then replied-
"The same people who name their rottweiler Jesus."

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ROTFL
 
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A woman at court; told the judge:
Please! I want a divorce; and i want custody of my child because this child is mine and not my husband's. After all he is in my stomach.
Judge says okay... and asks husband what do you think?
he stays quiet then says..
Judge; if I put a dollar in a coke machine whose coke is it mine or the machine?
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer
jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it
supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the
picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help
with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she
has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then
looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says,
"Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh. .. .

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes
back in the box."

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Why is there no Disneyland in China?

No one is tall enough to go on the good rides

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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?

They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

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Dead And Gone - T.I. ft. Justin Timberlake

Ay, lemme kick it to you right quick man
Not on some gangsta _ man on some real _
Anybody who been through the same thing
I'm sure you feel the same way

Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone
And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone, dead and

Ever had one of them days wish you would have stayed home
Run into a group of niggas who gettin' their hate on
You walk by, they get wrong, you reply then _ get blown
Way out of proportion way past discussion
Just you against them, pick one then rush them
Figure you get jumped here that's next
They don't wanna stop there now they bustin'

Now you gushin', ambulance rushin'
You to the hospital with a bad concussion
Plus you hit four times but it hit yo spine
Paralyzed waist down and ya wheelchair bound
Never mind that now you lucky to be alive
Just thinkin' it all started fussin' wit three guys
Nigga pride in the way but your pride is the way you can _
Around get shot down any day

Niggas die everyday, all little _
Dope money, dice games, ordinary hood _
Could this be cuz of hip-hop music
Or did the ones with the good sense not use it?
Usually niggas don't know what to do when they back against the wall
So they just start shootin'
For red or for blue or for blow I guess
From Bankhead at the old projects

No more stress, now I'm straight
Now I get it, now I take time to think
Before I make mistakes just for my family stake
That part of me left yesterday
The heart of me is strong today
No regrets I'm blessed to say the old me dead and gone away

Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone
And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone, dead and

I ain't neva been scared, I live through tragic
Situations could been dead lookin' back at it
Most of that _ didn't even have to happen
But you don't think about it when you out there trappin'
In the apartments hangin', smokin' and rappin'
Niggas start _ next thing we know we cappin'
Get locked up then didn't even get mad
Now I think about that what a life I had

Most of that _ look back just laugh
Some _ still look back get sad
Thinkin' my home boy still be around
Had I not hit the nigga in the mouth that time
I won that fight I lost that war
I could still see my nigga walkin' out that door
Who would of thought I'd never see Philant no more
Got enough dead homies I don't want no more

Cuz a nigga his jump cost me more
I'd a took that _ whoopin' out for sure
Now think before I risk my life
Take them chances to get my stripes
A nigga put his hands on me alright
Otherwise stand there talk _ all night
Cuz I hit you and you sue me
I shoot you get locked up poor me

No more stress now I'm straight
Now I get it now I take time to think
Before I make mistake just for my family stake
That part of me left yesterday
The heart of me is strong today
No regrets I'm blessed to say the old me dead and gone away

Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone
And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone

I turn my head to the east, I don't see nobody by my side
I turn my head to the west, still nobody in sight
So I turn my head to the north, swallow that pill that they call pride
That old me's dead and gone but the new me will be alright
I turn my head to the east, I don't see nobody by my side
I turn my head to the west, still nobody in sight
So I turn my head to the north, swallow that pill that they call pride
That old me's dead and gone but the new me will be alright, 'cause

Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone
And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone, dead and
 
Oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone
And oh hey, I've been travelin' on this road too long
Just tryin' to find my way back home
But the old me's dead and gone
Dead and gone, dead and
 
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Hey, where my people at?
How come ya'll ain't movin' yet?
Your party is a zero
Your party needs a Hero

Why you playin' that song?
Let me get my iPhone
Move it, DJ!
Let me get my playlist on

Step up in the club, like a thug
People know me
Superstar status on the... Boy,
You can't control me

P-A-R-T-Y! We love to party
Live to party, keep the party alive... BOO-YAH!

[Chorus]
We keep the party alive (keep the party alive)
We're stayin' up all night (stayin' up all night)
It goes on and on, 'till the break o' dawn
We keep the party alive (keep the party alive)

E'rybody knows that
I get ur girl to hollar back (Hey!)
I'm like a kamikazie, suprise attack
(Rat-tat-tat!)

Step up in the club, like a thug
People know me
Superstar status on the...
We keep the party alive

[Chorus]
Don't tell me when the Sun comes up
'Cause we're all chanting, "Let's keep dancing!"
No time to be tipping out
'Cause the clock says I keep the party alive, Yeah!

Keep the party alive [x3]

[Chorus x3]

Keep the party alive [x3]
 
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