What's on Your Copy/Paste Part 3

[wdwllamadancer]

I remind them on their own behalf to think of celebrated heads of state or especially great communicators. Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh! They were popular, please, it's all about popular.

 

[m!ssemmx0]

Bruce Springsteen - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town.

I'm in a very Christmas mood ATM

 

[K-Shong99]

 

[Vally]

I remind them on their own behalf to think of celebrated heads of state or especially great communicators. Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh! They were popular, please, it's all about popular.

Wicked♥


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[BeyondHorizons]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR_G6EjYRUo

 

[MuskratSusie]

2x Santa Maria Ship in a Bottle
2x Haunted Mansion Plush Cat
2x Apple Tree
3x Orange Paper Lantern
3x Purple Paper Lantern

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

 

[Smiley.Socks]

(8)
arctic monkeys. asking alexandria. bfmv. blink 182. chase coy. cobra starship. enter shikari. escape the fate. florence and the machine. green day. kate nash. the kooks. kings of leon. lady hawke. muse. mgmt. paramore. yashin. you me at six.
(L)
my g's and b's. silly days roaming lanark with chums. eilidh's party lights face. brownies from off the wall. lynx (; . bear hugs. the smell of christmas. frescattos in hamilton. dailybooth. summer days. batiste spray shampoo. vimto roll-things. smiley faces : )

 

[StitchfansJr]

thejohnset: so its #musicmonday and im thinking of a #halloween costume but #i'vegotnothing #doyoumind if im #balloonboy

 

[MuskratSusie]

"Warnings?

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

"Warning: Contents may be hot"
(Oh really? Gee, I didn't think I'd ordered COLD coffee)

"Cannon May Be Loud"
(Isn't that kind of the point?)

"Sidewalk Ends"
(Logic dictates that it must end at some point)

Okay I found this hilarious XD. There are so many stupid things on packages.."

 

[MuskratSusie]

Man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:


BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...




Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.



BUMP...




BUMP...




BU MP...




Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.




FASTER...



FASTER...




BUMP...




BUMP...




BUMP....



He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.




Clappity-BUMP...



Clappity-BUMP..




Clappity-BUMP...




On his heels, as the terrified man runs.



Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.






Bumping and clapping toward him.





The man screams and reache s for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...




And,






















The coffin stops.

 

[MuskratSusie]

http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/ahshieh/files/2008/08/domokunjpeg.jpg

 

[MuskratSusie]

THE WIDER VIEW: Taking shape, the new bridge at the Hoover Dam


Creeping closer inch by inch ? 900ft above the mighty Colorado River. The two sides of a $160 million bridge at the Hoover Dam in America slowly take shape. The bridge will carry a new section of US Route 93 past the bottleneck of the old road which can be seen twisting and winding around and across the dam itself. When complete, it will provide a new link between the states of Nevada and Arizona . In an incredible feat of engineering, the road will be supported on the two massive concrete arches which jut out of the rock face. The arches are made up of 53 individual sections ? each 24ft long ? which have been cast on-site and are being lifted into place using an improvised high-wire crane strung between temporary steel pylons.

Spectacular: The new Hoover Dam bypass

Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain.

 

[MuskratSusie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6mSOHKmao0&feature=related

 

[MuskratSusie]

It would be amazing if you guys would add a search button to VFK. Like, put it on the popular guest room list and such so people can search through the rooms, and find a room they want to go to. It would help so much! Thanks for all you do for VFK. Everything is amazing, and all of the Halloween stuff is awesome!!! Great job, VFK Staff.

 

[MuskratSusie]

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[ashisdancin2]

You say you dont like to see me hurt..do you close your eyes while youre hurting me?

 

[K-Shong99]

memories carry me through the day of when we were kids and angels came to watch us play.

 

[Ampris]

"I'm not a racist. I just don't believe in mixing the races that way," Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. "I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else."

 

[MuskratSusie]